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[chalicejoker]

So has anyone actually gotten anything useful out of all of this? Or has it all been just one big, confusing mess that's more trouble than it's worth? It's not like this is making life better for anyone...

[Yeah, someone doesn't sound happy. And he'll say something else in some incomprehensible language. It's rather discordant, and it's full of sharp, short syllables. Definitely not a friendly language. If anyone were to understand the language of the immortals called Undead on Hajime's original world, they'd know he's just admitted to the network that his blood is green...but it's just going to sound like a garbled mess.]

Figured I'd throw mine out there since everyone else is. Not like it's going to do any good to anyone.

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[espigeonage]

I don't really get out of breath anymore. It's not even really difficult to talk when I'm running.

Honestly, I don't think that was worth almost suffocating and the if-I-ever-go-to-a-different-doctor woes.

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[chalicejoker]

So nice of it to not kick in all at once.

[He would mention that he knows how having to go to only a doctor on the network feels, but that would mean admitting that problem in a more public fashion than saying it in a language he assumes no one else understands.]

[espigeonage]

I know, right? So courteous and thoughtful!

[chalicejoker]

Good to know our welfare is so important to whatever's going on, I'd say.

[espigeonage]

Makes one feel loved and appreciated. I expect flowers and chocolate next.

[chalicejoker]

Just be sure you check them for poison before enjoying them.

[espigeonage]

Of course, of course. So, is a person responsible, I wonder? A group?

[chalicejoker]

Whoever or whatever's doing it has a hell of a lot of power to be making all this happen. Some of this just isn't natural.

[espigeonage]

That's for sure. Either the conservation of mass and energy randomly doesn't apply to these things, or... idk!

[chalicejoker]

It's safe to say physics is being ignored here. I don't see how else some of this works otherwise.

[espigeonage]

No kidding. Glad I was never really a science student.

[chalicejoker]

I knew there was a reason I slept through my physics classes.