[video] forward-dated to the 24th

[grannyfucker]

[Jovan's face is lit only by the light from his phone. The background is mostly pitch black, but it's clear that he's sitting in a pile of something shiny.]

Alright, not being funny here, I need a rescue mission right the fuck now before a dragon comes out of here somewhere and eats me! SOS, SOS, send down those rescuers who got the Chilean miners out! I'm inside that new mountain that popped up in Vegas!

[He swings the phone around to give the network a view of his surroundings. Not much is visible, but Jovan clicks on his flashlight and illuminates at least a small portion of the area--he is sitting on a giant pile of golden coins, trinkets, jewels, and the like. The full scale is not really visible from the flashlight's view, but one thing is clear: it's BIG.]

Send your best cave dwellers before I die down here!

Comments

video;

[starlightheart]

[She actually looks quite concerned!]

Oh no, how horrible! But how did you get down there...?

[Voice]

[scarlet_devil]

[And what is Emi's reply? Laughter, of course.]

[Video]

[charcoalfeather]

[Rakka is only mildly shocked at this point.]

Uh... how did this happen?

Video

[onecream_fivesugar]

Shhhhhh! Don't be so loud, you'll wake the dragon up!

[Video]

[italktofish]

DON'T WORRY, CHUM!

I'LL SEND A BUNCH OF SILVERFISH DOWN THERE WITH A STRING, AND THEN YOU CAN FOLLOW THE STRING OUT!

[Voice]

[gobybessie]

You don't know how to get back out? Did you go somewhere you shouldn't have?

[disdainfully]

There is no dragon in my mountain. [And he's never in his life felt so tempted to add "only maybe a couple of orcs". But no, you don't joke about that, ever.]

How did you get where you are?

[Audio]

[dead_black_eyes]

Hasn't something like this happened to you before?