savetheearth | video; iphone

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video; iphone

[ so he had been a little on the quiet side these past few weeks, but here is Shou, looking a bit grumpy and annoyed about something. from what could be seen of his surroundings, it looked a lot less like the usual rich surroundings of videos from before, but thanks to the way there's barely any light around him, it was really hard to tell. it takes him a moment to say anything but when he does, it's pretty much to the point. ]

So. If I try to go for the throat on anyone in the future, just smack me in the nose or something. Or drive me to the nearest bloodbank.

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Pole dancing is good for the core muscles. [still grinning and it takes him a moment to look up the address and rattle it off to Tony.]

You mean I haven't shown you my dress collection yet? Or my heels? [laughs a little.] Sparkling all over isn't my thing, but a little touch here and there doesn't hurt.

Huh, I didn't know that. You learn something new every day. Hell, I might try it out, been needing to work out a little anyway. [Because why the hell not? Great, he takes it down. He's pretty streetwise, he'll find it no problem.]

Well I mean I knew you had to have at least some? But I didn't know you had a collection. Sure, sure, gotta keep it classy. You get too out of hand and just look ridiculous, we wouldn't want that.

[Are they serious or joking the world will never know.]

Have you ever seen what some people can do on those things? [it has a lot of good food, though it might not be the same kind of Chinese that Tony was use to.]

Lucy doesn't always wear the same dress and shoes every time she goes out. People would talk. [and there is that wink, the one that looks like he's trying not to sneeze.] Wouldn't want people to think that I dressed completely in the dark, right?

Can't say that I have. They usually don't let people who can't pay into those kinds of places, you know? [Perhaps not, but he's not exactly 'used' to much of anything. Besides adventure is the spice of life and all that.]

Lucy? [Huh? ...Oh-oh hah! A grin forms slowly as he catches on.] 'Course not, wouldn't want that. Even if she does rock whatever style she puts on that day, yeah? [The sneeze wink is best okay.] Especially dressed in the dark and rolled around in glitter.

You ain't missing much. Most working places aren't the best. [then this was going to be fun. shou will even teach him how to use real utensils.]

She rocks everything, though she really loves her rhinestone heels. [when will they talk about stuff that is serious? probably never.] I like to think that I am not going to turn into a discoball vampire.

Yeah, I wouldn't think so. [Oh man, watch him fail miserably and poke himself in the face while enjoying every minute of it. He loves learning new things okay.]

One of these days I'll have to meet her, she sounds like a real stand up lady. [They've had a couple serious talks! But sometimes you just need ridiculous humor to help smooth out the dark and depressing things.] I sure hope not, I don't think anyone would be able to take you seriously anymore.

They really can't help it. [shou will even try not to laugh too much.]

One of these days, she'll need to meet you for a date. [ridiculous humor is the best medicine for all the srs business happening around them any more.] I don't even take myself seriously. I don't think adding a pound of glitter would hurt that; it's my pores I'm worried about.

Well with it not being legal in most places, yeah. Kinda takes away any sort of protection they might've had. [Which was... really kind of sad. Thinking about it. And thanks, he'll appreciate it.]

Man, a date? How'd I get so lucky? [Smirksmirk. Best medicine indeed.] So long's lord of the bugs doesn't get jealous, I don't wanna be bug food you know. [They really need this at this point.] Huh, yeah, hadn't thought of that part. And that once it's on, you won't get rid of it for weeks.

Yah, there's that too.

She likes cute little guys as well as big strong Bugmen. [is trying to hard to keep a straight face.] I think he'll manage.

Glitter gets everywhere.

Pff, nothin' cute about me. But I still wouldn't say no to some fun. [Not that he would have any idea what you do for something like that. What do you even doooo? He's never been a teenager.] Alright well if you're sure.

I've heard horror stories.

Oh, I wouldn't say that. She's not the type to be wrong about men. [oh 'Lucy' will just eat Tony alive, won't she?] I am.

You can't even vacuum up the stuff.

[He just makes a kind of grumbling snort of uncertainty and doubt. And yes, yes she would. Especially considering that despite his bravado when it comes to a fight or joking around, he is painfully shy and naive about things like that.]

It just keeps coming back. Although you know, probably a good way to mess with someone you're annoyed with.

[ then he will have to get tony and lucy to meet. it would be epic and then hajime would not have to grumble so much about being the only person lucy teases.]

Glitter and KY jelly. Definitely a mix of the two to really screw some people up.

[Then they could grumble together! Although it would definitely be hilarious.]

Good lord. I think you've stumbled upon a weapon of mass destruction. Clearly we should use this knowledge wisely.

[And by wisely he means trolling the hell out of someone.]

[ well then that is the plan. he will become lucy and take both of them out.]

Think that we can get those mob goons with it?

[And they will both huff and fuss and be horribly confused.]

Hah, water balloons or squirt guns?

Water balloons. Squirt guns would get clogged after a while from the glitter.

Good point. The balloons would give better coverage anyway.

That they will.

Anyway, I was gonna pick you up a snack wasn't I?

Yup. Udon from Hajime. Get yourself something too.

Alright, I'll be bye soon. I should... probably clear the air with him anyway.

Take as long as you want. I'm not going any where.

Just don't starve to death while you wait, eh?

Me? Starve? I can't! I actually should lose some weight.

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