Video, backdated to September 27

[italktofish]

I just want you all to know that the thing with THE GIGANTIC LOBSTERCRAB was NOT MY FAULT!

[Honestly! Really! Would this face lie to you?]

I DIDN'T WAKE IT UP! I SWEAR!

[So maybe everyone else had the right idea in getting him to leave it alone when he found it. Imagine that.]

And when it DID wake up, I COULDN'T TALK TO IT! I TRIED to see what it wanted and to see if I could get it to CALM DOWN, but I had ABSOLUTELY NO LUCK!

[He's pretty saddened by that, actually.]

I mean, I KIND OF got through, but all I got was that it was REALLY SCARED and it was like A BUNCH OF LITTLE VOICES going ON AND ON AND ON and I couldn't really make much SENSE of it all, except that maybe it just wanted to SURVIVE but it was like I was TALKING TO A WALL or maybe a REALLY DENSE SEA CUCUMBER THAT HAD BEEN OUT DRINKING ALL NIGHT ONLY NOT JUST ONE CUCUMBER BUT A BUNCH OF THEM!

[There's a sad sigh.]

And there was a LOT of other destruction, no doubt about that...EVERYONE was running scared at some point...so with all THAT in mind, I thought I'd SHARE something with you all!

[He takes a deep breath.]

I call it...THE SAD SONG OF THE SEA!

[And he starts making whale noises. Sad whale noises. These whale noises are very loud and full of SORROW...even if they're still just loud whale noises and the "sorrow" part of the equation is likely to be lost on most of the listeners.]

Comments

[Voice]

[dominateartimus]

There must have been something else that woke it up. [He sounds exhausted, but the comment about being unable to talk to it and the multiple voices he heard was surprising.] Do you recall what those voices said?

[A brief pause.]

...I don't think a sea cucumber can get drunk.

[Also thanks Arthur, you scared off Connor with your sad whale noises. Who's memowing in the background.]

I take it that you 'pulsed' back that song?

Voice

[arrowpoint]

[Exasperated sounding.]

Oh my God, dude stop. The sea makes me sad enough as it is. That's just annoying.

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[ursoreckless]

You know, I'm hoping that there isn't a bunch more of those pink things running around underground ready to wake up all mad and everything because I am running outta cars to hit them with.

[ not that shou was any where near that thing, nope but it is the thought that counts. ]

You can sing like a whale now?

[hustru]

[There is frightened barking and running little dog feet on this end of the line, and then a very stern and angry face.]

STOP. [You frightened her baby. WOW not cool.]

Voice.

[flamberge]

Talking to the voices yielded no reaction at all?

Also you might consider singing courses before taking that song out into the public again.

voice

[dragon_blossom]

...so maybe it was drinking?

[ Oh please cut out the singing, the only thing sorrowful about it is having to listen to it. ]

Or they? Like, it was a crabster made up of lots of little crabsters?

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[wirsinddiejager]

man Im sorry you couldnt get through to it. and idc what anyone else says that song is awesome.