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savetheearth2014-10-02 06:56 pm
italktofish) wrote in savetheearth2014-10-02 06:56 pm
Video, backdated to September 27
I just want you all to know that the thing with THE GIGANTIC LOBSTERCRAB was NOT MY FAULT!
[Honestly! Really! Would this face lie to you?]
I DIDN'T WAKE IT UP! I SWEAR!
[So maybe everyone else had the right idea in getting him to leave it alone when he found it. Imagine that.]
And when it DID wake up, I COULDN'T TALK TO IT! I TRIED to see what it wanted and to see if I could get it to CALM DOWN, but I had ABSOLUTELY NO LUCK!
[He's pretty saddened by that, actually.]
I mean, I KIND OF got through, but all I got was that it was REALLY SCARED and it was like A BUNCH OF LITTLE VOICES going ON AND ON AND ON and I couldn't really make much SENSE of it all, except that maybe it just wanted to SURVIVE but it was like I was TALKING TO A WALL or maybe a REALLY DENSE SEA CUCUMBER THAT HAD BEEN OUT DRINKING ALL NIGHT ONLY NOT JUST ONE CUCUMBER BUT A BUNCH OF THEM!
[There's a sad sigh.]
And there was a LOT of other destruction, no doubt about that...EVERYONE was running scared at some point...so with all THAT in mind, I thought I'd SHARE something with you all!
[He takes a deep breath.]
I call it...THE SAD SONG OF THE SEA!
[And he starts making whale noises. Sad whale noises. These whale noises are very loud and full of SORROW...even if they're still just loud whale noises and the "sorrow" part of the equation is likely to be lost on most of the listeners.]
[Honestly! Really! Would this face lie to you?]
I DIDN'T WAKE IT UP! I SWEAR!
[So maybe everyone else had the right idea in getting him to leave it alone when he found it. Imagine that.]
And when it DID wake up, I COULDN'T TALK TO IT! I TRIED to see what it wanted and to see if I could get it to CALM DOWN, but I had ABSOLUTELY NO LUCK!
[He's pretty saddened by that, actually.]
I mean, I KIND OF got through, but all I got was that it was REALLY SCARED and it was like A BUNCH OF LITTLE VOICES going ON AND ON AND ON and I couldn't really make much SENSE of it all, except that maybe it just wanted to SURVIVE but it was like I was TALKING TO A WALL or maybe a REALLY DENSE SEA CUCUMBER THAT HAD BEEN OUT DRINKING ALL NIGHT ONLY NOT JUST ONE CUCUMBER BUT A BUNCH OF THEM!
[There's a sad sigh.]
And there was a LOT of other destruction, no doubt about that...EVERYONE was running scared at some point...so with all THAT in mind, I thought I'd SHARE something with you all!
[He takes a deep breath.]
I call it...THE SAD SONG OF THE SEA!
[And he starts making whale noises. Sad whale noises. These whale noises are very loud and full of SORROW...even if they're still just loud whale noises and the "sorrow" part of the equation is likely to be lost on most of the listeners.]
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[He is grinning broadly at his own joke.]
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