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[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

Today is "Talk Like a Pirate Day." I feel like I ought to do something for that. On the other hand, all those "pirate" trappings are completely ridiculous. Hook hands make for very poor penmanship, for instance.

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[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

Well, except...

You know, what? Yeah, sure. We'll go with that. That works.

[youngestone]

[A beat]

...Isabela, was this blood on sheets?

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

Of course not. That implies being considerate enough to use a bed.

[youngestone]

Okay, I'm not asking anymore. I don't want to know.

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

I knew you'd come to your senses. Smart lad.