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[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

Today is "Talk Like a Pirate Day." I feel like I ought to do something for that. On the other hand, all those "pirate" trappings are completely ridiculous. Hook hands make for very poor penmanship, for instance.

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[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

Are you saying you want to try one right now? Why do I bother getting dressed at all in the mornings?

[espigeonage]

Because taking it off is fun. D'you rather wait, though?

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

Have we really got anything better to do? It's not our mountain.

[espigeonage]

It's not like we could get in even if it was. At least the company's good.

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

That it is. [She laughs and kisses his neck.]

[espigeonage]

[He's gonna play with her piercings.]

[mistakesmakeuswhoweare]

[A low but happy groan sounds in her throat]

Careful, Blue. You know how sensitive those can be.

[espigeonage]

Mmmh.

[He can grasp things between the claspers midway down his tongue, if he extends it or puts something into his mouth. Grasp and wiggle, or pull gently.]