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arrowpoint) wrote in
savetheearth2014-07-01 02:10 pm
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[When Liam's face appears, there's rather angry looking claw marks raked from under his left eye and over this nose. He also looks just about at his wit's end.]
Hey, guys, small emergency. Anybody good with cats? Well, I left the door to the balcony open for some air, right? and then--
[Suddenly there's a sound of a dog barking in the background. Liam looks up with an expression of horror, then tosses his iPad aside onto the couch so you have a nice view of the ceiling.]
Shit! Jack NO!
[More barking, and some angry hissing as well. There's a scuffle, and a slammed door. Afterwards the barking is muted sounding, and Liam is back into view.]
Okay, so, long story short, Naya's out on the ledge and I can't reach her.
[Now he holds the iPad straight in front of him with a hand on either side, as if holding the viewer's shoulders in earnest.]
I am no good with cats you gotta help me. It's like thirty floors up, no joke.
Hey, guys, small emergency. Anybody good with cats? Well, I left the door to the balcony open for some air, right? and then--
[Suddenly there's a sound of a dog barking in the background. Liam looks up with an expression of horror, then tosses his iPad aside onto the couch so you have a nice view of the ceiling.]
Shit! Jack NO!
[More barking, and some angry hissing as well. There's a scuffle, and a slammed door. Afterwards the barking is muted sounding, and Liam is back into view.]
Okay, so, long story short, Naya's out on the ledge and I can't reach her.
[Now he holds the iPad straight in front of him with a hand on either side, as if holding the viewer's shoulders in earnest.]
I am no good with cats you gotta help me. It's like thirty floors up, no joke.

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[He gets up though, and looks around the kitchen for cat food. The image bouncing on the screen as he moves around.]
Um, I already tried the kibble but...
[He frowns, looking in the fridge.]
I guess I could try tuna. Cats like tuna, right?
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omg that face XD
xD
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Could you reach her from one of the other flats?
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[He looks thoughtful, and goes out onto the balcony to take a look.]
Maybe? But I don't want to scare her off if I try to grab her the other way.
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Animals like me these days. If there's no one closer that can help I might be able to help. [Yeah, that was probably an echo, he's sure it was never that way before, but he's not sure where exactly it came from.]
...I wouldn't put it past him.
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Video (I should apologize for her, no really, I should, but...)
All right, more seriously, I don't do animals. But I have a friend who does. What have to tried so far?
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I've called her name, I've done that...cat summoning noise thing...
[he demonstrates the psspsspssh sound.]
And some kibble, and now I'm going for tuna.
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Does the cat have any toys around?
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[That was what you did, right?]
Maybe... I haven't really looked, and Ariel's out of town.
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[ Sigh of commiseration. He's been though this song and dance before, though with a tree. ]
Leaving food out for awhile might do the trick, but if she is too scared to come back on her own, well. That's when it gets really difficult.
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[A pause.]
What do you mean by difficult? What happens?
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And... if she absolutely refuses to come back on her own, you'll have to try a direct approach without spooking her right off the ledge.
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[As to the other advice, he shakes his head.]
No, I don't want to try that I'm horrible with cats and I'll just make her jump. She hates me.
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Give it some time, for one. You should wash those scratches, cats have nasty things on their claws.
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[He reaches up to touch his face at that comment.]
I'll get to it, Naya first, though.
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I might be able to offer some assistance. I'm not bothered by heights, and I've had some experience in dealing with cats before.
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[Give him a moment.]
Uh, you... you got some bird thing going on. Like a lot. Bad pulse?
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Of course I have a bird thing going on. I'm a parrot.
[He also waves.]
And I would say I had a good pulse, in that I grew arms!
[Yep, normal baritone-voiced parrot with arms...]
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