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savetheearth2014-06-22 07:46 pm
drama8om8) wrote in savetheearth2014-06-22 07:46 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
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webcam video;
[ It's hard to tell what's brighter - Octavia's smile or the exceptionally ridiculous dress she's currently wearing. They certainly take away attention from the giant jumble of oversized machinery set up in her basement, anyway.
Her hands are clasped behind her back, as though she's hiding something. HOW MYSTERIOUS. ]
I have maaaaaaaajorly super important and vital news. On a scale of one to eight, this is like. Two eights. Firstly: Alan helped me figure out what my eye lasers do. Turns out they make people super unlucky! Who knew.
[ Alan staggers into the shot looking slightly rumpled, apparently willing to confirm this. Unfortunately for him, he does so by tripping over the mess of machinery and promptly disappearing from view. ]
...He'll be fine. That's my alchemiter and stuff, bee-tee-dubs! And it is hells of awesome. Check it out. I can take two items, like a knife and a gun, and make a...
[ She finally reveals what she's been hiding behind her back: a gun with a knife fused to it. ]
...knifegun! That shoots tiny little knives. See?
[ She shoots the knifegun to demonstrate. The tiny knife-bullet ricochets off the basement wall with a ping and heads straight for the unluckiest sap in the room - Alan. Who now has a teeny little knife embedded in his butt. Screeching from both parties ensues as Octavia slams her laptop shut, ending the video. ]
Her hands are clasped behind her back, as though she's hiding something. HOW MYSTERIOUS. ]
I have maaaaaaaajorly super important and vital news. On a scale of one to eight, this is like. Two eights. Firstly: Alan helped me figure out what my eye lasers do. Turns out they make people super unlucky! Who knew.
[ Alan staggers into the shot looking slightly rumpled, apparently willing to confirm this. Unfortunately for him, he does so by tripping over the mess of machinery and promptly disappearing from view. ]
...He'll be fine. That's my alchemiter and stuff, bee-tee-dubs! And it is hells of awesome. Check it out. I can take two items, like a knife and a gun, and make a...
[ She finally reveals what she's been hiding behind her back: a gun with a knife fused to it. ]
...knifegun! That shoots tiny little knives. See?
[ She shoots the knifegun to demonstrate. The tiny knife-bullet ricochets off the basement wall with a ping and heads straight for the unluckiest sap in the room - Alan. Who now has a teeny little knife embedded in his butt. Screeching from both parties ensues as Octavia slams her laptop shut, ending the video. ]
[video]
beautifulhorrible.]Well shit, can't say I have much practice in stilettos. Are they an absolute, for real? I don't want my dreams of being the prettiest bride to be dashed over a pair of expensive, needle-heeled shoes.
[video]
[ Annnnnd after a few minutes an image gets pasted in. YEAH!!!!!!!! ]
[video]
I've seen the light. How could I have ever thought that anything would be more acceptable than those flaming, red-hot heels. I've been a fool all this time.
[He rubs his chin.]
Though, I have to admit, red's really not my color. Would orange guarantee me a forever alone spot? If so, I might be in some trouble.
[video]
[ Again: NOT JOKING. She might be shit at walking in heels but for those babies she is SO FUCKING WILLING TO LEARN. ]
And orange shoes... Ehhhhhhhh. I mean orange has red in it! Which is good. But if you wear orange heels and a white wedding dress you are going to look like a reverse orange creamsicle and then your marriage will fail and you will be an old spinster dude forever and it will suck!
[video]
[Okay now he's playing along because why not.]
[video]
[ Just going to fuck around with her laptop for a bit. Longer than eight seconds, but shhhh ]
...Add to cart. What are your shoe sizes?
[ sHE DID THE THINGgggggg ]
[video]
[If you don't think he'll wear these you are wrong.]