drama8om8: (Is a major cinephile)
Octavia Serket-Hunter || Vriska Serket ([personal profile] drama8om8) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-06-22 07:46 pm

webcam video;

[ It's hard to tell what's brighter - Octavia's smile or the exceptionally ridiculous dress she's currently wearing. They certainly take away attention from the giant jumble of oversized machinery set up in her basement, anyway.

Her hands are clasped behind her back, as though she's hiding something. HOW MYSTERIOUS.
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I have maaaaaaaajorly super important and vital news. On a scale of one to eight, this is like. Two eights. Firstly: Alan helped me figure out what my eye lasers do. Turns out they make people super unlucky! Who knew.

[ Alan staggers into the shot looking slightly rumpled, apparently willing to confirm this. Unfortunately for him, he does so by tripping over the mess of machinery and promptly disappearing from view. ]

...He'll be fine. That's my alchemiter and stuff, bee-tee-dubs! And it is hells of awesome. Check it out. I can take two items, like a knife and a gun, and make a...

[ She finally reveals what she's been hiding behind her back: a gun with a knife fused to it. ]

...knifegun! That shoots tiny little knives. See?

[ She shoots the knifegun to demonstrate. The tiny knife-bullet ricochets off the basement wall with a ping and heads straight for the unluckiest sap in the room - Alan. Who now has a teeny little knife embedded in his butt. Screeching from both parties ensues as Octavia slams her laptop shut, ending the video. ]
grannyfucker: (i got passion in my pants)

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[personal profile] grannyfucker 2014-06-28 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
You know, I'd technically classify that as more "anger", but it does also fit with stage 3, "bargaining." It's amazing how complex the human mind is, isn't it?
grannyfucker: (I WERK OUT)

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[personal profile] grannyfucker 2014-07-01 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Well now I think you're fixating on stages 2 and 3, because this sure as hell isn't the "depression" stage.
wirsinddiejager: AND SAY (YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF)

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[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2014-07-01 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
OR MAYBE IM JUST NOT IN MOURNING DID THAT EVER OCCUR TO YOU.
grannyfucker: (GIRL~ LOOK AT THAT BODY~)

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[personal profile] grannyfucker 2014-07-02 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh come on, of course you are! You can't get ass-pregnant anymore! That shit is devastating--it ruins people's lives and families!

Think about it--think about everything you'll be missing!

Think about your poor mother and all the poopgrandchildren you're depriving her of.
wirsinddiejager: (*eyeroll*)

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[personal profile] wirsinddiejager 2014-07-02 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
shocking twist I could never get asspregnant in the first place.
grannyfucker: (get out of your head)

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[personal profile] grannyfucker 2014-07-04 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
And obviously it's deeply affected you on a psychological level!