webcam video;

[drama8om8]

[ It's hard to tell what's brighter - Octavia's smile or the exceptionally ridiculous dress she's currently wearing. They certainly take away attention from the giant jumble of oversized machinery set up in her basement, anyway.

Her hands are clasped behind her back, as though she's hiding something. HOW MYSTERIOUS. ]

I have maaaaaaaajorly super important and vital news. On a scale of one to eight, this is like. Two eights. Firstly: Alan helped me figure out what my eye lasers do. Turns out they make people super unlucky! Who knew.

[ Alan staggers into the shot looking slightly rumpled, apparently willing to confirm this. Unfortunately for him, he does so by tripping over the mess of machinery and promptly disappearing from view. ]

...He'll be fine. That's my alchemiter and stuff, bee-tee-dubs! And it is hells of awesome. Check it out. I can take two items, like a knife and a gun, and make a...

[ She finally reveals what she's been hiding behind her back: a gun with a knife fused to it. ]

...knifegun! That shoots tiny little knives. See?

[ She shoots the knifegun to demonstrate. The tiny knife-bullet ricochets off the basement wall with a ping and heads straight for the unluckiest sap in the room - Alan. Who now has a teeny little knife embedded in his butt. Screeching from both parties ensues as Octavia slams her laptop shut, ending the video. ]

Comments

[wirsinddiejager]

MFFNOPE NOT GONNA SAY IT

[STRUGGLESTRUGGLESQUIRMSQUIRM]

[drama8om8]

THE NEXT STAGE IS WHERE I JUST FUCKING CHOMP YOU ALAN DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO GO THERE SAY IT SAY IT SAY IIIIIIIITTTTTTTT

[ She'll do it SHE'S A GIRL ON THE EDGE ]

[wirsinddiejager]

CHOMP ME ALL YOU WANT I WILL NEVER SAY IT NEVER EVER

[drama8om8]

SAY IIIIIIIITTTTTTTTMMFGFHGHR

[ CHOMP. RIGHT ON THE SHOULDER. ]

[wirsinddiejager]

NOPE

[SCHWOOSH SUDDENLY STEAM AND HEAT EVERYWHERE AND SHE'S GETTING TUMBLED TO THE GROUND AND WOW THAT SURE IS A BIG RIBCAGE AND PARTIAL TORSO SUDDENLLY ON TOP OF HER

SORRY, OCTAVIA, YOUR HUSBOYFRANDO IS A CHEATING CHEATER]

[drama8om8]

[ S C R E A M ]

You cheating fuck!

[ OH. OKAY. ARE POWERS ALLOWED THEN, ALAN? BECAUSE GUESS WHO CAN BE AN EVEN CHEATIER CHEAT WHO CHEATS LIKE A CHEATY CHEAT CHEATER.

Tho she should probably hold off until THE MEATENING is over because seriously dude wow and if that echo request gets okayed she will be retroactively screaming internally at the loud noise and burning meat smell PLS DON'T WAKE MOM. Just going to feign defeat. YEAH LOOK HOW TOTALLY PWNED SHE IS LOL!! ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Deal with it.

[Well, he was going to get out of the titan anyway because wow these things are weird and gross. SO it's going to evaporate pretty quickly.]

[drama8om8]

[ Sweetly: ] I tooooooootally will!

Admit you're my bitch and that you are totally the wimpiest wimp compared to me and that you LIKE it!

[wirsinddiejager]

[Derpy mind controlled voice:]

I'm your bitch and I'm totally the wimpiest wimp compared to you and I LIKE it.

[drama8om8]

[ Just. Gonna hover slightly out of reach before de-mindjacking. Just in case. ]

Look at that! I win. Bitch!

[wirsinddiejager]

IT DOESN'T COUNT WHEN YOU MAKE ME SAY IT WITH MIND CONTROL

[drama8om8]

You used powers first! Deal with it.

[ CACKLING. SO. HARD. ]

[wirsinddiejager]

I refuse to deal with it.

[drama8om8]

Then whatcha going to do about it, scrub? Scrubby McWimpywuss?

[ Now flying around in lil circles because HAHAHAHA VICTORY ]

[wirsinddiejager]

[INCOHERENT RAGESCREAMING]

[drama8om8]

SHHHHSHSHHSHHHHSHHHH!

[ YOU'LL WAKE MOM ]

[wirsinddiejager]

DON'T SHUSH ME

[drama8om8]

SHHHHHHHHHHH MOM WILL HEAR YOU SHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[wirsinddiejager]

Huh? Since when has it mattered if your mom hears us?

[At least he's not yelling anymore?]

[drama8om8]

Uh. Do you want her to come down here and start talking to you? Because she might like. Come see what all the fuss is about.

Like.

Like moms do.

[ FLAWLESS ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Octavia is your mom even home right now.