Adventure 01 | Video

[italktofish]

[Arthur has spent a bit of time exploring this network, and he's been getting ever more excited over everything, because holy cow, this looks cool, and screw consequences, I have something exciting to play with. So he'll open up a video feed using his webcam. He is grinning broadly, waving merrily, and looking like a kid on Christmas morning.]

HELLO, EVERYONE!

[He'll turn to address the goldfish sitting in a bowl on the table next to him, even going through the trouble to adjust the webcam so the fish is in the shot along with him.]

See, Slippy? I TOLD you it would work! OUTRAGEOUS!

[And then he laughs. It's not a crazy man laugh, but man, this guy is certainly in a good mood.]

Comments

[ursoreckless]

Not that I know of. [he's just trolling atm, seriously] But I don't think anyone's going to come out and say that their arms are falling off, right?

[italktofish]

You never know, it might make for a pretty good party trick if they could lose it and reattach it whenever they wanted!

[ursoreckless]

It could also help them get into places they shouldn't get into, like a bank or something.

[italktofish]

Would be a devil of a time trying to keep track of all your limbs in that case...not to mention the dishonesty of it all!

[ursoreckless]

But maybe that's part of the power too.

[italktofish]

Discovering that for the first time would have to be one whale of an adventure!

[ursoreckless]

Yeah, it would be. ...Are you always this cheerful about things?

[italktofish]

Sure I am! There's no point in being otherwise! What good's crying or moping going to do anyone?

[ursoreckless]

A little healthy bit of fear might make better to see danger. [or so people tell him all the time]

[italktofish]

Hah! Danger? I laugh at danger!

[So he says, anyway. So he says...it's so much easier to boast without any actual danger staring him in the face.]

[ursoreckless]

So does that mean you're the guy in the suped-up Mustang that tries to drive me off the road at three in the morning, or you just enjoy tossing yourself off of bridges?

[italktofish]

Souped up Mustang? Hah! I drive a school bus! Just because I don't do any of that stuff doesn't mean I don't like a good adventure every now and then!

Why, I once went hiking through the jungles of Costa Rica all by myself! Wrestled a bear while I was over there, too--it had escaped from the circus, and it was threatening an orphanage that would have been trashed if I hadn't stepped in!

[He's full of it, basically, and he'll keep on rambling in this fashion until stopped.]

[ursoreckless]

I'm not even near you and I think I'm going to need some high boots after this.

[laughs all the same but it is sort of funny hearing all the boasts.]

So a bus driver?

[italktofish]

Yeah, I'm a bus driver, alright! It's important--someone's got to get those kids to school on time!

[ursoreckless]

Nothing wrong with that. I always thought a bus driver better have the patience of a saint considering how mean the kids can get.

[italktofish]

I don't tolerate any of that on my bus. They don't get away with much bullying when I'm around!

[ursoreckless]

Good man. I'm glad to hear that you stick with it.

[italktofish]

Someone's got to watch out for those kids--and as long as they're on my bus, they're my responsibility!

[ursoreckless]

That they are.