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[goldenguitar]

So Let Me Get This Straight.

We’ve all got numbers acting as a Call to Adventure to stop the Aliens (Who) Are Bastards situation here, who seem to be playing the We Come in Peace - Shoot to Kill game. We’ve got some Villains With Good Publicity in the form of ThunderCorp and our local police department.

If we’re on here, we’ll be getting Visions of Another Self and can apparently range from Body Horror to Useless Superpowers. And throw in some Talking Animals for an extra dose of totally weird.

We’re encouraged to keep up The Masquerade because we’re Cool People Rebelling Against Authority (and also because said authority have a goal of Kill ‘Em All). That’s kind of gone by the wayside thanks to the giant ass snake that tore through downtown and apparently the aliens wanted dead (btw, Nice Job Breaking it, Heroes). And even though people might not want to be involved, you can’t really stop being a numbered or whatever we’re calling it. But there is always the chance we’ll Forget the Call.

Oh, and You Gotta Have Blue Hair. Least I’m on top of that one. Did I miss anything?

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[originaloddcouple]

[A couple hours after this network post, this message pops up.]

I just spent the last three hours getting lost in whatever this website is how could you do this to me.

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[goldenguitar]

sorry. forgot not everyone know that it's a trap.

(too lazy to look up meme picture right now sry.)

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[ursoreckless]

you forgot really cool car, blessed with suck, misplaced accents, and a score of other

welcome to the club. btw the snake isn't our fault, it just went berserk and we had to put it down before it destroyed the entire city.

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[goldenguitar]

knew there had to be something.

thanks i guess? not sure how much i actually want to be here but too late i guess.

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[charcoalfeather]

...That's a lot of tropes I never thought of.

[Someone's a nerd.]

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[goldenguitar]

[oh hey look, the voice function. Sure, he'll go with it.]

Pretty sure I left out a lot anyway.

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[wonk]

hey no im callin bullshit on nice job breakin it heroes

bc if we didnt stop the snake it wouldve torn the city apart

so we just picked the more immediate of 2 threats

theres porbably a trope 4 that but idk wat it is and im not about 2 go lookin

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[goldenguitar]

Lesser of Two Evils maybe? not totally right but i don't feel like looking much either.

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[peacefulwinter]

The problem is that, until very recently, The Call Knows Where You Live. There were some very close calls, and at least one instance where... we couldn't do anything. There are other forces in play now that are keeping an eye on us, but... it's better than being actively hunted for what we are, right?

A lot of those are also because we tend to get New Powers as the Plot Demands - pulses can be mundane, like memories or things, or absurd, like a special attack or blue hair. And when something really crazy happens, that's when the plot gives us those new memories and abilities. I mean, I'm a magical girl. I think I'm fairly qualified on this, right?

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[goldenguitar]

soooooo that's not happening now right. or do i need to make sure i have a passport.

wait so the magical girl thing is actually real? [his only exposure to that is pretty much just the sailor moon expy, but he still knows what that is at least.]

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[clawkind]

you forgot to make it sound interesting
you cant just list all the archetypes like that it sucks out all of the intrigue

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[goldenguitar]

sry nobody got time for that

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[pheromonecoffee]

That is a lot of links and I am not clicking any of them because I recognize unfair bait when I see it and I have like five video games to play through before Monday.

But if you're looking for a job where you're paid in food, you can help me revise my theory on humans being the ensemble cast of villains.

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[goldenguitar]

[he thinks you like kind of familiar from school. maybe. there are a lot of people there ok.

certainly, Pierce's hair is purple. This will change soon enough.]

Hey, at least you recognized it.

You're gonna have to fill me in on the theory, but I am totally up for that.

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[sassymaru]

not all the authority want to kill u

ok?

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[goldenguitar]

yeah i saw some cops were on here. there is no trope for 'all the cops want to kill us except maybe like five of them'

shaky, clumsy writing

[umbrael]

[in a way, Doyle's almost thankful for this post. It evokes feelings he's familiar with, and in familiarity he finds comfort, in this trying point in his life:]

I hate you
so much

[The letters go a little large in places. Look, all the practice in the world isn't going to make writing with your mouth any less awkward. Long story.]

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[goldenguitar]

want me to put up a disclaimer?

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[occasus]

where did you even find this site

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[goldenguitar]

how did you not?

no seriously how did you avoid it

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[twelfthspark]

You don't get laid very often, do you?

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[goldenguitar]

that's kind of a personal question

but no not really [NO SHAME actually more like no fucks given but wtvs.]

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

I think you really need go to go out and get some fresh air away from the internet.

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[goldenguitar]

you're no fun

[indy_wannabe]

Damn it you're ruining lives you asshole.

[goldenguitar]

i think you mean enriching