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[goldenguitar]

So Let Me Get This Straight.

We’ve all got numbers acting as a Call to Adventure to stop the Aliens (Who) Are Bastards situation here, who seem to be playing the We Come in Peace - Shoot to Kill game. We’ve got some Villains With Good Publicity in the form of ThunderCorp and our local police department.

If we’re on here, we’ll be getting Visions of Another Self and can apparently range from Body Horror to Useless Superpowers. And throw in some Talking Animals for an extra dose of totally weird.

We’re encouraged to keep up The Masquerade because we’re Cool People Rebelling Against Authority (and also because said authority have a goal of Kill ‘Em All). That’s kind of gone by the wayside thanks to the giant ass snake that tore through downtown and apparently the aliens wanted dead (btw, Nice Job Breaking it, Heroes). And even though people might not want to be involved, you can’t really stop being a numbered or whatever we’re calling it. But there is always the chance we’ll Forget the Call.

Oh, and You Gotta Have Blue Hair. Least I’m on top of that one. Did I miss anything?

Comments

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[occasus]

you didnt even warn anyone

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[goldenguitar]

i thought it was be implied.

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[occasus]

i told you i'm a hobo
i barely know how to google

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[goldenguitar]

[oh he didn't think you meant you were actually a hobo.]

oh.

i guess it does need a warning then.

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[occasus]

It's okay
Now I'm getting into all this pop culture shit teens like
In a way, it's a learning experience.

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[goldenguitar]

that is a good way of looking at it. i hope it is useful to you.

(spoilers it probably won't sorry)

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[occasus]

if i can jam with teens i get more money
they're the ones with disposable income

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[goldenguitar]

dude i don't know about everyone else but i'm certainly broke as shit

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[occasus]

no you're supposed to be ruining our generation and stuff
you whippersnappers

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[goldenguitar]

i'm pretty sure we can ruin it even if we are broke.

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[occasus]

Just loiter around then
waste oxygen and stuff?

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[goldenguitar]

pretty much.

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[occasus]

Stop stealing oxygen it's rude

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[goldenguitar]

rudeness is a sign of youth

or something

idk

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[occasus]

you're the worst youth ever

it's okay I think i'm a terrible older man I'm supposed to blame you for the downfall of housing and stuff, right?

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[goldenguitar]

am i not rude enough?

i guess? idk i'm a few years off from that since lol high school

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[occasus]

It's okay, I'm not even that old, either. We're training.

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[goldenguitar]

cool. eventually we'll level up

it'll probably suck

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[occasus]

level up?
so i can be whining old man and you can be selfish brat?

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[goldenguitar]

i guess? idfk

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[occasus]

what does idfk mean

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[goldenguitar]

i don't fucking know

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[occasus]

so you use it but you don't know what it means?

text; i was hoping this would happen

[goldenguitar]

what

no

i know what it means i just told you

text; sadfgds its beautiful ok

[occasus]

you said you didn't