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So Let Me Get This Straight.

We’ve all got numbers acting as a Call to Adventure to stop the Aliens (Who) Are Bastards situation here, who seem to be playing the We Come in Peace - Shoot to Kill game. We’ve got some Villains With Good Publicity in the form of ThunderCorp and our local police department.

If we’re on here, we’ll be getting Visions of Another Self and can apparently range from Body Horror to Useless Superpowers. And throw in some Talking Animals for an extra dose of totally weird.

We’re encouraged to keep up The Masquerade because we’re Cool People Rebelling Against Authority (and also because said authority have a goal of Kill ‘Em All). That’s kind of gone by the wayside thanks to the giant ass snake that tore through downtown and apparently the aliens wanted dead (btw, Nice Job Breaking it, Heroes). And even though people might not want to be involved, you can’t really stop being a numbered or whatever we’re calling it. But there is always the chance we’ll Forget the Call.

Oh, and You Gotta Have Blue Hair. Least I’m on top of that one. Did I miss anything?

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you forgot really cool car, blessed with suck, misplaced accents, and a score of other

welcome to the club. btw the snake isn't our fault, it just went berserk and we had to put it down before it destroyed the entire city.

knew there had to be something.

thanks i guess? not sure how much i actually want to be here but too late i guess.

just look at it this way - it beats having to write another boring 'i spent my summer vacation with my family in uncle's farm' essay.

you might actually get a superhero costume too

or just a really weird nickname

yeah i don't think i ever actually did those anyway.

i'll go ahead and expect stupid shit. that way i can only be pleasantly surprised right

i'm surprised anyone gets any homework done on this thing

yeah, that's what i've been doing lately. expect the worse maybe it'll get better

how's that working?

it's a 50/50 thing

then again i don't think my other really had a good life. he's basically a yakuza with gun fu

well shit

how the fuck does gun fu work in real life anyway

i don't know i can just do it

though i get the feeling it's a combo of really good training and luck

well it would have to be. hard to get that lucky all the time, though. [if you fall in the middle of some ridiculous move he totally called it.]

i know

so training. lots of it happens

[no no falling doesn't happen although ridiculous attempts of coolness does.]

what got you into our little group? anything good?

no idea. think i got my number thing in like elementary school? just never bothered with it until now.

that happens sometimes. we've got a few people who still aren't sure what they got way back when

any questions you want to ask?

the fuck do i do now

stay alive, figure out more about who you were, try not to get killed or vanish

oh and ask for help from the rest of us

i'll do my best i guess??

that's what most of us are doing tbh

great

good luck man

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