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Holy crap, this month has been busy. I don't even have any poorly tasting mortician jokes to throw at you, numbers club. That's how you know it's been rough.

I guess we're not so secret anymore? I don't even know. I'm trying to keep my status as a member of this thing secret since I still work for the city and all. Not like it's been easy with all these FBI agents swarming around. I'm lucky nobody's tried running me through one of those full-body scans, huh? That'd be a huge red light.

Speaking of huge lights, if you're new to the numbers club, hi! My name's Brooke. I'm a mortician. Most of my work is on the up-and-up, but if past you was undead or anything like that, I can definitely try to help. Things keep going this way and it might be all I do. Anyway, look, sorry I've been gone for so long and sorry I couldn't help much in that big fight. I'm just... glad that I didn't recognize any of the decedents.

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Oh my god how much did I actually MISS. Everybody migrated? Like, everybody? Wow. Wow, can I echo back the ability to not be so streets behind all the time?

oh no just a few of us like me, lily, jas, kari, russel, annie, winter all went together

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Oh. Okay, I guess that's a little better, but still, kind of a lot to lump on one person all at once.

Then again I guess I really only have myself to blame for that one, huh?

eh. works rough i guess i mean i could blame you but id rather just tell you to make sure you help out next time a bunch of us almost end up a part of your job.

Yeah. I'm sorry about that. I really meant to actually show up, but I didn't make it out of work until the aftermath and by then everything was already done. And I wasn't there for fun anyway, I was still technically on assignment.

Anyway if this happens again, I'll definitely contribute my powers to the fight. Before they contribute themselves for me, ha.

yeah ill be looking for you

but i guess if work is super important you know thats fine too. someone will need to make sure i leave a beautiful corpse behind.

God knows the last thing I need is more survivor's guilt! Ha ha, okay, yeah. I'll do better next time, if there's a next time. Sorry.

[ More? Oops? ]

Heheh youll have your chance im sure at this rate ill look forward to it

I'll try not to disappoint. Sorry, I just way overshared. Let's pretend I didn't just say that stuff. I'll be over here taking some deep breaths.

do you need a paper bag or something?

No, it's cool. Didn't even break any ceramic stuff this time! I've got this. 100%.

sorry for uh hitting a sensitive spot

Not your fault. You're still cool in my book. I don't advertise a lot of the stuff wrong with me, is all.

i feel like the people who do are just attention whores

anyways so uh you know how i was kinda bugging you and rachel about the whole lesbian thing?

[ Change of topic AND addressing an idea she got at the same time! ]

You and like half my social circle. Fire away, what's up?

turns out im not straight and im dating a girl now so uh i know its probably not that much different from dating a guy in SOME ways so its not like i need to go to you specifically for advice but if i need any advice about stuff could i ask you?

Feel totally free. I'm a hopeless romantic down to my bones, but I might still be able to help you. Congratulations, by the way. I hope you're half as cute as me and Rae are.

hehe not to brag but jas is the cutest girlfriend now sorry

okay so im totally bragging and sounding like a lovesick doofus

and thanks

Brag away! As long as you're okay with being wrong. Jas? Have I met her? I feel like I've met her. (Doofus.)

Jasmine tsukuyomi? you have to have met her or her sister lily

Probably, yeah. I'm not fantastic with names, but I think I've met most of the people in your friend circle by now. I mean, law of averages and everything. You should take some selfies of you and her or something. We'll have a cute couple-off.

oh shit youre right ill have to take a few and try not to embarrass her too much

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