gunhearted: (Exasperated | And you have every right)
Jacuzzi Splot ([personal profile] gunhearted) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-03-11 07:54 pm

o3 panic attacks; text

[You know what's absolutely and completely weird? The fact that there is not a single typo in Jacuzzi's post today.

That's because he's so far beyond panic attack he's settled into a state of complete calm because this can't be happening to him.]


i told my parents.

they kicked me out.

what am i gonna do, guys?
originaloddcouple: (Huh)

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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-12 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Long pause.]

Oh. Uh. Something Old Antiques.

At [address]

Just a couple blocks away from Dead District.
originaloddcouple: (How's this...)

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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-12 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
We're positive!

We've never been more sure of anything in our lives!
originaloddcouple: (Excited Duo)

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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-12 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
[A... smidge of action before wrapping it up, I think.]

[And so the Dians' time is spent cleaning the living area of their house. Miria carries out any supplies she had been leaving there, while Isaac dusts off some shelves and end tables. They put on some fresh sheets for the bed and give the room a once-over. The room is mostly used for Mrs. Harvent's benefit, so it has a slightly old-fashioned style to it. It also seems a little bare...

Ah ha! Giving a quick glance at the clock, they race downstairs to the shop and rummage through some of the things for display. Miria is the one to find what they're looking for: a smooth, wooden desk. They lift it up carefully and carry it up the stairs. They stop once or twice, but they eventually manage to fit the stupid thing into the back corner of the room. They plug in a lamp and set it upon the desk. He might need to study and stuff.

They give the room a final once-over before deeming it fit.

Hopefully, they finished this all before Jacuzzi's arrival. But you never know how long these two will take to complete any kind of work.
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originaloddcouple: (Excited Duo)

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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-12 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Something Old Antiques is a... weird place.

It's more of a curiosity shop than an antiques store. One wall has a variety of clocks covering the area, while a bunch of unusual shaped doors lean against another. Dozens of tables, lamps, vases, toys, and all sorts of little doo-dads can be found throughout the shop. On the end of the room is the counter where all the transactions take place. Behind the counter is a back room where restoration apparently takes place. On the counter's left is a staircase leading up to the main home.

And in the center of the room is a giant Rube Goldberg device, made of a ridiculous variety of gears and pulleys and wheels and all sorts of gizmos. It isn't exactly clear where it starts and ends.

At the sound of Jacuzzi's calls, the couple races to the door and pulls it wide open.
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Jacuzzi!

Was your trip here safe enough?

You need anything to eat?
Edited 2014-03-12 04:48 (UTC)
originaloddcouple: (Tearful Duo)

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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-12 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[They both freeze in horror as he starts to cry. This was. So entirely unexpected.]

Ja-jacuzzi?

B-buddy?

[It was something they did wrong, wasn't it. They had done something so completely, undeniably wrong that it had driven poor Jacuzzi to complete and utter tears. But what was it?! Was their shop so dusty and awful it disgusted Jacuzzi to look at it? Did one of them forget to shower today and the smell was overpowering him? Was it because that, despite their objections, they really were as weird as people say they are? No one wants to associate with weird people. Why would they? No one from college would give them the time of the day now that they'd "grown up ". They were both just wastes of space.

But Jacuzzi's not like them. Jacuzzi's great and kind and crying on their doorstep. He had just been through a terrifying weekend full of monsters, topped off with losing a place to stay. Why did all that have to happen to someone who didn't deserve it?

Overcome by their own self-pity and grief, they can't help but start to tear up themselves. Isaac tries to cover it up with his sleeve, while Miria's starts to shake. Eventually, they start to wail a little before rushing to wrap Jacuzzi in a giant bear hug, still sobbing all the while.
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originaloddcouple: (The Pain...)

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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-12 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god. Even when he was dealing with so much, Jacuzzi was worried about them and their problems. They find themselves gripping him a little tighter and the tears keep falling.]

N-no it's not your fault!

W-w-w-we should be ap-apologizing to you for m-making you cr-cry!
originaloddcouple: (Well Crap)

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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-12 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
You d-didn't either!

W-we're just happy to have you around! We want you to be all happy and comfy a-

[She chokes up a little and Isaac can't help but follow suit. Whatever they're saying has devolved to blubbering about what a great kid Jacuzzi is and how much more he deserves. That'll help with the tears, for sure.]
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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-13 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh god, what a brave kid. Moving past his grief so he can become stronger! And get through the day! Well, if their buddy's gonna be strong, they're not gonna bring him down with their own self-pity!

They sniffle quite a bit and there are still some tears, but they let go of Jacuzzi and give him big, wet smiles.
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W-We won't cry!

We'll all be okay together!
originaloddcouple: (Tearful Duo)

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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-13 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[SNIFF SNIFF.]

W-we'll try.

You just have to promise not to worry too much about us, alright?
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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-13 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[They burst into wide grins and give him another quick hug. After they separate from that, they gesture to the inside of the shop excitedly.]

Then come on in buddy!

We can't wait to show you around!

[Hopefully, there hasn't been anyone on the street watching this whole escapade of tears and apologies. But whatever, the Dians haven't picked up on any chance of them making a scene.]
originaloddcouple: (Excited Duo)

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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-13 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[They often do mean well, but who knows how that can god awry when you've got the Dians involved.

As they enter the shop, the couple gestures off-handily to their shop's contents.
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This is just the shop, where we work and such.

[They then gesture excitedly TO THE STAIRS!]

And upstairs is the home stuff!
originaloddcouple: (I Say Miria)

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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-13 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[GUH Why are you so nice Jacuzzi they can't take it.]

A lot of it is just maintaining wares.

And analyzing things for age and stuff.

[They glance around the room one more time.]

But if you really wanted to...

We'd really appreciate it you could help us move things around every now and then?
originaloddcouple: (Horrified)

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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-13 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH GOD THAT WAS TOO MUCH PRESSURE FOR HIM WASN'T IT.]

B-But you don't have to!

Yeah, just relax and don't sweat the other stuff!

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