gunhearted: (Exasperated | And you have every right)
Jacuzzi Splot ([personal profile] gunhearted) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-03-11 07:54 pm

o3 panic attacks; text

[You know what's absolutely and completely weird? The fact that there is not a single typo in Jacuzzi's post today.

That's because he's so far beyond panic attack he's settled into a state of complete calm because this can't be happening to him.]


i told my parents.

they kicked me out.

what am i gonna do, guys?
originaloddcouple: (How's this...)

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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-16 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Of course!

It's all gonna work out fine!

[And then they grab Jacuzzi and start to pull him up the stairs.]
originaloddcouple: (I Say Miria)

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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-16 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, we bought this place about four years ago.

But we've lived in Locke for about... 11 years.
originaloddcouple: (Huh)

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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-16 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[They make a couple awkward gestures to symbolize... awkwardness. At this. For once, the gestures aren't in unison.]

Wellll our isn't really... renowned by this antiques community.

In fact, it's kind of... dismissed.
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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-16 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[They'd prefer that he continue not knowing. He might realize how weird their place is in comparison to others...]

It's just not considered as. Good. As other stores.

Or as. Serious. As other shops.

And it's sometimes considered. An insult to the job practice. By some people.

Not really important though, don't worry too much about it.
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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-16 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[They would so appreciate his lack of caring, but right now they fear things about people and judgements and such.]

I... I guess they think we didn't work especially hard on paying attention when we got our fine art degrees or something like that.

Or put much effort into ensuring our shop has a serious atmosphere or something.

[The antique world is super serious and high-class. FACT.]
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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-16 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[They didn't knooooooooooooooooooowwwwww.

But that last comment really cheers them up and they starting happily walking up these stairs.
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Exactly!

That's why we try not to let it bother us.

[Oh hey, they reached the top! They gesture to the second floor excitedly.

It's a pretty simple layout. Upon entering there's a couch, a couple endtables, and a tv to the left. Beyond that, the kitchen area! With a dinner table straight ahead and to the right of the kitchen. There's several doors on the right of this entire room, although it's not apparent where they lead.
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Here's where you'll be staying for a while!
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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-17 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, you flatterer. They can't help but get even more excited at the prospect of a happy Jacuzzi, but they manage to keep it together. They quickly move to the doors in question, opening them one by one, and gesturing inside.]

This is our room! If you ever need us in the middle of the night, we're right here!

This is the bathroom. Pretty self-explanatory. It's got a shower, toilet, sink, the works!

And here's your room!

We hope it's alright!

You can go ahead and take our room if you want too. We'd just have to move some stuff around first.
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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-17 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you're sure!

As long as you're comfortable and happy, you can stay wherever you want, got it?
originaloddcouple: (Happy Isaac)

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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-18 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Well, we want you wherever you want you!
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[personal profile] originaloddcouple 2014-03-18 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
You could never be a burden on us, Jacuzzi!

You're our friend, after all!