o3 panic attacks; text

[gunhearted]

[You know what's absolutely and completely weird? The fact that there is not a single typo in Jacuzzi's post today.

That's because he's so far beyond panic attack he's settled into a state of complete calm because this can't be happening to him.]

i told my parents.

they kicked me out.

what am i gonna do, guys?

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[gunhearted]

[Like Jacuzzi would care.]

Why do they think that?

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[originaloddcouple]

[They would so appreciate his lack of caring, but right now they fear things about people and judgements and such.]

I... I guess they think we didn't work especially hard on paying attention when we got our fine art degrees or something like that.

Or put much effort into ensuring our shop has a serious atmosphere or something.

[The antique world is super serious and high-class. FACT.]

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[gunhearted]

[Why the hell did they get into it???]

But who wants to be serious all the time?

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[originaloddcouple]

[They didn't knooooooooooooooooooowwwwww.

But that last comment really cheers them up and they starting happily walking up these stairs.]

Exactly!

That's why we try not to let it bother us.

[Oh hey, they reached the top! They gesture to the second floor excitedly.

It's a pretty simple layout. Upon entering there's a couch, a couple endtables, and a tv to the left. Beyond that, the kitchen area! With a dinner table straight ahead and to the right of the kitchen. There's several doors on the right of this entire room, although it's not apparent where they lead.]

Here's where you'll be staying for a while!

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[gunhearted]

[He looks around, taking it in, before he turns to them and smiles.]

It's nice.

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[originaloddcouple]

[Oh, you flatterer. They can't help but get even more excited at the prospect of a happy Jacuzzi, but they manage to keep it together. They quickly move to the doors in question, opening them one by one, and gesturing inside.]

This is our room! If you ever need us in the middle of the night, we're right here!

This is the bathroom. Pretty self-explanatory. It's got a shower, toilet, sink, the works!

And here's your room!

We hope it's alright!

You can go ahead and take our room if you want too. We'd just have to move some stuff around first.

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[gunhearted]

Huh? Guys, no, I couldn't do that! It's fine. It's... it's great actually--! You don't have to offer anything else--

[He actually really likes their place because it seems... a lot more like a home than his house ever did.]

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[originaloddcouple]

Well, if you're sure!

As long as you're comfortable and happy, you can stay wherever you want, got it?

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[gunhearted]

W-wherever you guys want me is fine... really.

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[originaloddcouple]

Well, we want you wherever you want you!

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[gunhearted]

I-I'll take the spare room, if it's really okay. A-and I'll find a way to help you guys out, too, so I'm not just a burden on you...

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[originaloddcouple]

You could never be a burden on us, Jacuzzi!

You're our friend, after all!

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[gunhearted]

Still--I'll find something to do to help!