009M | action; [closed]

[toobig]

Who: Ryan, Bertholdt, Alan, Octavia, and Jamie
Where: Bertholdt and Ryan's apartment
When: Backdated to Saturday 02/08
Why: Alan and Octavia have moved in! And Jamie is a weeabo, is anyone else surprised?
Warnings: Stupid teenager bullshit, probable talk of "yaois," lots of face palming.

[For the most part, getting Octavia and Alan here wasn't that difficult. It had been the middle of the night and they had already been packed up when they'd gotten to Gavin's old apartment. Then it had just been a quick bus trip, with Ryan and Bertholdt wrapped up in scarves (to fight the cold and hide their... deformities,) before they got home. They'd put them up in the (tiny) spare bedroom of his apartment and it wasn't too terrible. Besides Alan's night terrors and the screaming and actually having to buy food again. Other than that, it was okay.]

[Jamie had asked to come over, though, to see Octavia (and Alan, he supposed,) so it was another trip outside for Ryan who brought the little nerdlet to their home from the bus stop. And that was how Bertholdt found himself with three teenagers in his apartment with TV and computers going and snacks all through the living room and... he just kind of had to sit, feeling a little drained.]

Comments

[drama8om8]

Bee ess! I'm tiny and I boss people around all the time. If I was a dude I would be hella seme. The seme-est. Alan's ass would be fucking ravaged.

 

 

 

I mean, uh, right. Booty.

[honestopinion]

...............

[drama8om8]

STOP IMAGINING IT!

[toobig]

[Holy shit Octavia.]

You don't know that. I never even had a boyfriend before Ryan, so it's not like I was planning on it.

[drama8om8]

I do so know th-- Ryan's your first boyfriend? Seriously?

[ SUCCESSFULLY DISTRACTED ]

[toobig]

Yeah... I-I mean, I was really shy......... always, so. Is it that surprising?

[drama8om8]

Yeah! I mean obviously you're shy but you're not a fugly fuggo or whatever. You're adorable as shit! Here I thought you'd have caused like a jillion boners in your time.

[toobig]

I-I... I don't think so... Probably, definitely, not...

[drama8om8]

Hey! Don't sell yourself short!

[ Just. SLOWLY HOVERING UPWARDS. For shoulder-patting purposes. ]

I bet you have caused hells of boners. And you just didn't notice them because you are so tall!

[wirsinddiejager]

[toobig]

I'm not sure how to feel about that one either.

[wirsinddiejager]

Why is this a conversation that is happening.

[toobig]

I don't know!

[wirsinddiejager]

I hate everything.

[drama8om8]

DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK, BITCH.

[wirsinddiejager]

Octavia no

[drama8om8]

What! Are you saying that I'm wrong? That I wouldn't dominate the shit out of you if we were two gay dudes? Because let me tell you a thing buddy I will take you right here right now LET'S FUCKING GO.

[toobig]

OCTAVIA

[PLEASE STOP THIS IS HIS LIVINGROOM]

[wirsinddiejager]

In front of everyone?

[honestopinion]

Y-You know they have a world for that in Japanese, it's call "futa."

[toobig]

Jamie you are thirteen.

[Bertholdt doesn't know what that is but it's definitely implied that it's some weird sex thing please no.]

[honestopinion]

WHAT?!

[wirsinddiejager]

JAMIE SHUT UP

[honestopinion]

BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS THOUGH?

[wirsinddiejager]

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW DON'T TELL ME.