toobig: (you'll never make it out alive)
Bertholdt Fubar || Attack on Titan ([personal profile] toobig) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2014-02-13 10:36 am

009M | action; [closed]

Who: Ryan, Bertholdt, Alan, Octavia, and Jamie
Where: Bertholdt and Ryan's apartment
When: Backdated to Saturday 02/08
Why: Alan and Octavia have moved in! And Jamie is a weeabo, is anyone else surprised?
Warnings: Stupid teenager bullshit, probable talk of "yaois," lots of face palming.

[For the most part, getting Octavia and Alan here wasn't that difficult. It had been the middle of the night and they had already been packed up when they'd gotten to Gavin's old apartment. Then it had just been a quick bus trip, with Ryan and Bertholdt wrapped up in scarves (to fight the cold and hide their... deformities,) before they got home. They'd put them up in the (tiny) spare bedroom of his apartment and it wasn't too terrible. Besides Alan's night terrors and the screaming and actually having to buy food again. Other than that, it was okay.]

[Jamie had asked to come over, though, to see Octavia (and Alan, he supposed,) so it was another trip outside for Ryan who brought the little nerdlet to their home from the bus stop. And that was how Bertholdt found himself with three teenagers in his apartment with TV and computers going and snacks all through the living room and... he just kind of had to sit, feeling a little drained.]
drama8om8: (Play the 8ack and get wet)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-02-26 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! I mean obviously you're shy but you're not a fugly fuggo or whatever. You're adorable as shit! Here I thought you'd have caused like a jillion boners in your time.
drama8om8: (cu8icle 8oss)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-02-26 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! Don't sell yourself short!

[ Just. SLOWLY HOVERING UPWARDS. For shoulder-patting purposes. ]

I bet you have caused hells of boners. And you just didn't notice them because you are so tall!
drama8om8: (Raven locks sway on the ocean's 8reeze)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-02-26 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Don't sweat it ukemom Alan will clean that shit. Embrace the glitter. ]

Then they didn't talk to you because they were intimidated by your cuteness! Duh. I used to get that a lot. It is the curse of attractive people! And we must learn to live with this terrible fucking burden.
drama8om8: (8ut we're 8ack in the clu8)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-02-26 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
You should! I mean like. It's logic. You agree that Ryan is cutie enough to get anybody he wants, right? And he wants you! So you are obviously the bonerworthiest. You're welcome.
schild: (pic#6584356)

[personal profile] schild 2014-02-27 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's true, I can confirm this.

"Hells of boners," Bertl.

[ DAD, THAT'S AWKWARD. ]
schild: (pic#6650149)

[personal profile] schild 2014-02-27 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ He chuckles. ]

Sorry, I couldn't resist.
drama8om8: (i think i m a littl drunk)

[personal profile] drama8om8 2014-02-27 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You guys are cutie as hell and I am like THIS far away from demanding a group hug over here.