savetheearth | 009M | action; [closed]

Who: Ryan, Bertholdt, Alan, Octavia, and Jamie
Where: Bertholdt and Ryan's apartment
When: Backdated to Saturday 02/08
Why: Alan and Octavia have moved in! And Jamie is a weeabo, is anyone else surprised?
Warnings: Stupid teenager bullshit, probable talk of "yaois," lots of face palming.

[For the most part, getting Octavia and Alan here wasn't that difficult. It had been the middle of the night and they had already been packed up when they'd gotten to Gavin's old apartment. Then it had just been a quick bus trip, with Ryan and Bertholdt wrapped up in scarves (to fight the cold and hide their... deformities,) before they got home. They'd put them up in the (tiny) spare bedroom of his apartment and it wasn't too terrible. Besides Alan's night terrors and the screaming and actually having to buy food again. Other than that, it was okay.]

[Jamie had asked to come over, though, to see Octavia (and Alan, he supposed,) so it was another trip outside for Ryan who brought the little nerdlet to their home from the bus stop. And that was how Bertholdt found himself with three teenagers in his apartment with TV and computers going and snacks all through the living room and... he just kind of had to sit, feeling a little drained.]

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Jamie. You know those little windows that pop up on websites asking if you are over eighteen? You are only allowed to lie about those when you hit like fifteen. No earlier!

I'm old enough to go on somethingawful! They mentioned it in a thread okay, then I googled it, now I know.

Why are you a goon, Jamie. Look at your life. Look at your choices.

My life is totally choice! [H-He has friends that he can not only visit but watch anime with and he's getting cool military anime junk, what isn't wonderful about that?] Even if my friends like to sit around and talk about yaoi and crap.

[His friends, aww.]

[Awwwwwwwwwwwwww]

Are you trying to tell me that the yaoitalk isn't fun? Really?

[ Not even noting the friends thing because DUH JAMIE OCTAVIA HAS CONSIDERED YOU A FRIEND FOR AGES GET WITH THE PROGRAM!! ]

Eh, I guess it's a little fun.
Alan's reaction is kinda worth it.

Now you're getting it! Messing with Alan is like a hobby in itself. Especially when he starts making faces like this!

[ ICON SO ACCURATE. ]

HAHAHA!! Oh my god, it totally looks just like that too!

Duh! Part of being a cool talented actress is like. Imitating facial expressions and shit. And part of being a good friend is engaging in friendly good-natured teasing! Right, weeabro?

Weeabro? One, I'm an Otaku. And two, why not just say Broaboo?

'Cause broaboo sounds like a cutesy-wootsey nickname for babies. Like -

[ SUP JAMIE IS GETTING AN ARM AROUND HIS SHOULDERS AND HIS CHEEK IS BEING PINCHED. And Octavia's using the same cutie baby voice she uses when talking to puppies. WOO. ]

Who's my ickle broaboo? WHO IS?

[ BLUSHING, HE'S REALLY SUPER FLUSHED RIGHT NOW OHMYGOD STOP!!

It's so out of both embarrassment and frustration both. ]

T-They're both stupid! Like I said, I'm an otaku! Otaku!!