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Who: Network folks who are in Locke for Xmas
Where: A community center (let's say it's the same one from the first aid thing)
When: Backdated to December 23
What: Christmas/Holiday Party!
Warnings: Shenanigans? Kissing?

[ Ah yes, come one, come all! As per the plotting, let's just say Ryan put out a message that went something like this:

Hey everyone! I was wondering how many of us are stuck here in Locke for the holidays. I'm used to parties and celebrating with friends, so I figured, why not do that anyway! It'll be a Network-only thing, so don't be shy. And if you wanna help, just let me know!

And thus your character finds themselves here, a part of christmas cheer and echoes, surrounded by free food and tinsel and even Mistletoe... The Christmas party! And by Christmas I mean Santa and reindeer and all that lame stuff. ]

[ Feel free to start your own top-level comments I mean seriously, if you need an excuse for dumb shenanigans this is it. ]

Comments

[drama8om8]

Nuh-uh! I just figured you needed to look more festive. It's Christmas! Ish. You have to jolly it up, Grumpy Guy, it's practically the law.

[ Squint... ]

...Although I guess you do look kiiiiiiiinda Grinchy. So maybe you get a pass.

[dirtdevil]

Yeah, okay. Not sure I believe that. But if not wanting to get a bunch of shit in my hair means I'm "Grinchy," then so be it, I guess.

[ Pause. There's something he's curious about, but the longer he remains in this girl's presence, the higher the chances he'll get sparkled on again. Maybe he'll just try to make it quick and then peace out. Yeah, that sounds like a plan. ]

You're not really a fairy, are you? I thought fairies were supposed to be like three inches tall.

[drama8om8]

Of course I'm a fairy! Just not the dumb kind of fairy.

[ Oh no

OH NO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T GET HER STARTED TALKING ABOUT HERSELF

WHY THIS ]

I'm going to be a grey person-sized fairy with horns and sharp teeth and cool Jesus powers! And also a pirate. Which is hells of cooler than being a...

[ Huh. ]

...whatever you were. A titan or a titan hunter thing or whatever. One of those!

[dirtdevil]

The latter. But I'll be sure to let Alan know you don't think him being a titan is cool.

[ Spoilers: this is a lie, he doesn't care anywhere near enough to be a homewrecker. ]

So are you saying you can walk on water and shit? Because that seems kind of pointless when you can already fly.

[drama8om8]

Titans are cool enough! Just not as cool as fairy pirate Jesuses.

And I can. Probably walk on water? I mean that is pretty standard Jesus shit. I just didn't try it yet! But I have other Jesus powers. Like past me resurrected a guy -

[ no she didn't ]

- and overthrew an evil intergalactic mermaid empress -

[ oh look another completely inaccurate misunderstanding ]

- and had a co-jesus twin -

[ LOL ALSO NOPE ]

- and I'm immortal!

[ -ish. ]

Hella jesus. You must be jelly as fuck.

[dirtdevil]

I guess I must have missed the part in the bible with the space mermaids.