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Who: Network folks who are in Locke for Xmas
Where: A community center (let's say it's the same one from the first aid thing)
When: Backdated to December 23
What: Christmas/Holiday Party!
Warnings: Shenanigans? Kissing?

[ Ah yes, come one, come all! As per the plotting, let's just say Ryan put out a message that went something like this:

Hey everyone! I was wondering how many of us are stuck here in Locke for the holidays. I'm used to parties and celebrating with friends, so I figured, why not do that anyway! It'll be a Network-only thing, so don't be shy. And if you wanna help, just let me know!

And thus your character finds themselves here, a part of christmas cheer and echoes, surrounded by free food and tinsel and even Mistletoe... The Christmas party! And by Christmas I mean Santa and reindeer and all that lame stuff. ]

[ Feel free to start your own top-level comments I mean seriously, if you need an excuse for dumb shenanigans this is it. ]

Comments

[drama8om8]

You're not sad, right? Have I stifled your sexual development by snatching your butt up before anybody else could?

[wirsinddiejager]

What, no. I'm totally cool with you monopolising my butt.

[drama8om8]

You're sure? It is completely and entirely unstifled?

[ PATTING THE BUTT IN A CONCERNED MANNER

JUST TO BE CERTAIN ]

[wirsinddiejager]

I'm pretty sure you've only had a positive effect on my sexual development.

[Patting her butt in return. Reassuringly.]

[drama8om8]

Hrrrm. You better not just be patting my butt, Alan.

[ Patpatpatpat ]

Uh. Metaphorically.

[ Pattapatpatpatpatitypat ]

The literal ones can stay.

[wirsinddiejager]

You know that's not what I do.

[Patpatpatpatpat]

The metaphorical thing.

[Pattetypatpatpatpat]

[drama8om8]

The literal thing probably looks super weird to anybody watching.

[ Patpatpatootiepat ]

Still not stopping, wow.

[ patpatpatpatawildpattataappearedpat ]

[wirsinddiejager]

I don't think I could stop even if I wanted to.

[Patpatpatpatratpatpatpat]

[drama8om8]

I.

[ patapatatatatpatpattacake ]

Do you need me to like. Move my butt out of your reach? Are you in danger of developing some kind of addiction here.

[wirsinddiejager]

Uh. Okay, that may have been an exaggeration.

[patpatpatpattyandselmapatpatpappat]

I think I can just stop.

[pattitypattitypat]

Any second now.

[drama8om8]

[ Patpatpatspongebobandpatrickpatpat ]

Okay. That's it! You are going to buttpat rehab. I am going to stage a buttpat intervention and everybody will cry and be super dramatic and we will get you clean of your crippling habit.

[wirsinddiejager]

[patpatpatthisisstupidpatpatpat]

I'm gonna stop patting now.

[He stops patting.]

[drama8om8]

But.

Buttpat intervention, Alan.

[wirsinddiejager]

I do not need a buttpat intervention.

[drama8om8]

Or do you.

[ OH EM GEE LOOK AT THE TIME

IT'S SIX BONG

wait no it's SEXY POSES TIME! ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Nope. I'm not going to pat your butt.

[Just going to. Admire those sexy poses tho.]

[drama8om8]

I could totally make you pat my butt. Don't you get all Alanface and defiant at me you know I can do it. I can do it nine times.

That's eight, plus one.

[wirsinddiejager]

No mind control allowed.

[drama8om8]

Fuck. I mean I WASN'T GOING TO, GOD.

 

Pat my butt.

[wirsinddiejager]

No.

[drama8om8]

Pat my butt please.

[wirsinddiejager]

Fine. But only because you asked nicely.

[Pat.]

[drama8om8]

It still counts! I made you pat my butt. Therefore I win! I win and you lose.

[wirsinddiejager]

I didn't know this was a competition.

[drama8om8]

Duh! Of course it was. If you establish rules like "no mind control" in a possibly-competitive setting, it totally has to be a competition! Which I won. Just a reminder there. That I won. I beat your buttpat willpower into the ground and it looked up at me and whispered "why" and I said "because buttpats" and yeah!