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Who: Network folks who are in Locke for Xmas
Where: A community center (let's say it's the same one from the first aid thing)
When: Backdated to December 23
What: Christmas/Holiday Party!
Warnings: Shenanigans? Kissing?

[ Ah yes, come one, come all! As per the plotting, let's just say Ryan put out a message that went something like this:

Hey everyone! I was wondering how many of us are stuck here in Locke for the holidays. I'm used to parties and celebrating with friends, so I figured, why not do that anyway! It'll be a Network-only thing, so don't be shy. And if you wanna help, just let me know!

And thus your character finds themselves here, a part of christmas cheer and echoes, surrounded by free food and tinsel and even Mistletoe... The Christmas party! And by Christmas I mean Santa and reindeer and all that lame stuff. ]

[ Feel free to start your own top-level comments I mean seriously, if you need an excuse for dumb shenanigans this is it. ]

Comments

[drama8om8]

[ He is getting an entire string of tinsel on his head. All coiled up on top of his hair like a stupid tinsel hat. IT'S VERY FETCHING. ]

There! Perfect.

[wirsinddiejager]

[That gets a laugh out of Alan. A very careful laugh so as not to drop the tinsel hat.]

Am I supposed to wear this for the whole party?

[drama8om8]

Are you saying that'd be a problem? Do you need me to tape it on? I have tape. And it's so cute! I feel like I should be depositing you at the top of the tree or something.

[ No, Tavia

Tavia no

no bb stop contemplating that ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Oh, so I'm an angel now? I guess that works if you're Jesus.

[drama8om8]

[ AhahaHAHaaaaaa smile fading because gosh Jesus sure did do that whole rising from the dead thing, right ]

Uh. Yeah!

[ WHOOPS GONNA DISPEL THAT AWKWARD

BY ATTEMPTING TO LIFT ALAN INTO THE AIR ]

Think holy thoughts!

[wirsinddiejager]

[Oh shit he made things awkward oh nooooo]

Uh. Right. Holy thoughts.

[THIS IS DUMB]

[drama8om8]

HURRRGHHH.

[ She gets about. A foot off the floor. Then descends again. BE FREE, ALAN!!! ]

You are way heavier than Wally! Wow.

[wirsinddiejager]

I've got more muscles than him.

[That's actually a little true! Alan has been getting a little buffer with all his 3DMG training.]

[drama8om8]

I guess he is kind of. Willowy. And you're like. Like. Bara-in-training.

[ WOW WAY TO EXAGGERATE

Excuse her while she zones out for a second over ~*buff boyfran*~, please ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Uh. Sure.

Except not gay.

[drama8om8]

Huh? Oh! Oh. Right! Yes. Hells of heterosexual. Presumably. But still just as hot as the baras.

[ U HEAR THAT ALAN

U DID IT

U ASCENDED THE HOTTIE LEVELS AND GOT TO BARA TIER ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Presumably?

[SORRY ALAN IS TOO BUSY TO NOTICE HIS HOTTIESCENSION

BUSY BEING CONCERNED BECAUSE HIS HETEROSEXUALITY IS BEING DOUBTED]

[drama8om8]

Bisexuality is a thing, duh! As far as I know you could be hella bisexual and it just never came up.

Innuendo not intended.

[ ::::Ia ]

Okay maybe a little intended.

[wirsinddiejager]

I'M STRAIGHT I'M INTO GIRLS OKAY

[Alan bb you're a shingeki straight does not exist in your canon]

[drama8om8]

I know you're into girls! That bit is super obvious. But like. Most people are a little bit gay, right?

[ R

RIGHT ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Th...they are?

[THIS IS ALARMING NEWS]

[drama8om8]

Well there's. That. Thing! The scale thing. That shows how gay you are? The...

[ ummm ]

Kelsey scale? And it shows that most people are kind of slightly gay or something, which means it's not gay when I say things like "Karson's friend Kanti has a super majestic ass."

[wirsinddiejager]

Oh.

That makes sense, I guess.

[Alan is suddenly feeling so much better about his huge crush on Batterman.]

[drama8om8]

Yeah! It's like. Less gay and more. Open-minded? Yeah.

[ Wow there is some thoughtful looking-up-and-down going on here ]

Like just eff-why-eye, if you were a girl I would still totally do you. No homo.

[wirsinddiejager]

If I was a girl I would still totally do you.

[drama8om8]

 

 

See I was going to be all but what if I were a guy, but then I figured it'd be pretty hard to imagine that while I'm doing the whole fairy-in-a-dress-and-also-makeup thing.

[wirsinddiejager]

...Yeah, the best I can imagine is a really girly-looking guy. I guess I'd still do you then? Because you're always totally hot even though I'm not into guys.

[drama8om8]

...That is the most touching thing I ever heard in my life.

[ ACTUALLY TEARING UP A LITTLE

SUCH A SACRIFICE ]

[wirsinddiejager]

Shh, no tears. It's okay. I know.

[HUGGING HER

DAMN THIS IS ROMANTIC AS SHIT]

[drama8om8]

Alan, I--

[ SNIFFLE SNORF BWEEEEEEEE ]

I'M GOING TO RUIN MY M-MASCARAAAAAAAA!