savetheearth | 01: phone textage

So after a few months of being in complete denial that I am quite possibly at least a little bit insane, I decided to check out this... magical psychic hotline number network thingy. Or whatever it is. I've come to the conclusion that you are all straight up batshit, and that I probably shouldn't have bothered for the sake of my own mental well being.

But fuck it. Work's dead and I don't have anything better to do right now.

But no seriously are you real people or am I just texting my brand new imaginary friends or something. Maybe you are people. Maybe you're evil telemarketers, and telemarketer technology has advanced to the point of transmitting numbers directly into people's brains. Or no better yet, maybe it's an elaborate government spy tool or something. I don't THINK anyone drilled anything into my skull during basic, but it could happen. Maybe THE MAN is watching me text crazyness to myself RIGHT NOW through my own brain.

Dear Government, if this is you get the fuck out of my brain before I set you on fire.

(just in case this IS the government, i won't actually set you on fire I'M SORRY)

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What can I say, I have a vivid imagination.

So okay, you may be real people but that doesn't mean you're not totally battynuggets.

i am perfectly sane tyvm! :o
currently i mean
i guess that could change

Aren't you worried about that?

it is my t0p c0ncern

[ she's not even joking, although that sounds...flippant. considering her general cheer. ]

well i mean your o's are zeros so maybe you're already insane.

only when i forget to edit it after i type
i do that without thinking
the typing i mean

but i think i am notably less insane than i could be
since i have never given any thoughts to controlling ribbits
and
stuff

controlling ribbits?

right
that would be insane

I

yeah

that. I guess it would be pretty insane. Who're you, anyway?

i'm aria!!!
it's really nice to meet you :D
who are you

Ray.

You seem pretty not horrible, so I guess it's nice to meet you too.

well thanks!
you seem pretty not horrible yourself :)
let me know if there's anything you have questions on etc

oh yeah, I got one. Is there anybody like IN CHARGE of this shit or is everyone just wingin' it

there are people who put themselves in leadership roles at times but no, we have not really sworn our allegiance to anyone in particular
there is a lot of winging it in progress

Sounds good to me, I don't really like taking orders anyway.

i think the network is filled of plenty of people like that
which probably explains the lack of an overall leader

i don't mind taking orders if they make sense to me i suppose!
i am happy to work with whoever

What kinda stuff are people even doing around here? I don't really know if I'd be able to help or anything.

depends on what's happening
some of us went to explore the reservoir when our water was poisoned
we've explored the mines before
now we're just sort of exploring wtf the buzzing nonsense is

basically we see things happen and then go figure out what the things are
i suppose?

That buzzing is a thing? I just thought our radio was busted.

nope its a legit thing
you will be hearing it a lot
until i guess we figure out how to like
stop it

Great, as if I wasn't going crazy enough. That explains why my coworkers were looking at me like I was growing a third arm out of my forehead when I mentioned it.

yeaaaaaaah
sometimes it is better not to mention anything weird these days
until you figure out if it is a network thing or an everybody thing

I didn't know that before. But now I do. So I'll keep it in mind.

you couldn't have known unfortunately :/
this was an awkward time to join the troops

Is there ever a good time?

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