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ZIM || Ray Zimmerman the STE flavored AU ([personal profile] synonymouswithdookie) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-09-24 09:11 pm
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01: phone textage

So after a few months of being in complete denial that I am quite possibly at least a little bit insane, I decided to check out this... magical psychic hotline number network thingy. Or whatever it is. I've come to the conclusion that you are all straight up batshit, and that I probably shouldn't have bothered for the sake of my own mental well being.

But fuck it. Work's dead and I don't have anything better to do right now.

But no seriously are you real people or am I just texting my brand new imaginary friends or something. Maybe you are people. Maybe you're evil telemarketers, and telemarketer technology has advanced to the point of transmitting numbers directly into people's brains. Or no better yet, maybe it's an elaborate government spy tool or something. I don't THINK anyone drilled anything into my skull during basic, but it could happen. Maybe THE MAN is watching me text crazyness to myself RIGHT NOW through my own brain.

Dear Government, if this is you get the fuck out of my brain before I set you on fire.

(just in case this IS the government, i won't actually set you on fire I'M SORRY)

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shiromadoushi: (Side smile happy happy)

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[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2013-09-25 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
If we were telemarketers, what would we even be selling?
synonymouswithdookie: i drew these it was meeee (you don't say huh)

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[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-09-25 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
i dunno insurance or somITS TALKING BACK WHY

WHY IS IT TALKING BACK

LOOK GOVERNMENT IM NOT FUCKING AROUND I KNOW MY RIGHTS

GET OUT OF MY PHONE
icy_heavens: (Shut up and do your work)

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[personal profile] icy_heavens 2013-09-25 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Real people, not the government. And only some of us are completely batshit.
shiromadoushi: (Anime: "What horrible Bakura?")

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[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2013-09-25 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Too late, you already dialed in, we have taken control~
synonymouswithdookie: (HAVE YOU THE BRAIN WORMS)

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[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-09-25 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
BULLSHIT

I OPT OUT

taken control of what exactly. I mean if I'm still getting my paychecks and stuff i guess i don't really care
synonymouswithdookie: i drew these it was meeee (go and shave your giant head of smell)

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[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-09-25 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
oh thank god that's completely reassuring

no really is this one of those shitty reality tv shows or something. is honey boo boo gonna jump out and start screaming things at me. what's the deal?
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shiromadoushi: (Sore wa himitsu sa!)

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[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2013-09-25 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
By entering in the access code, you have waved all rights to an untampered phone.

And mostly just your phone. Unless you did *that* too, then your brain soon as well.
synonymouswithdookie: (shut up and eat my donuts)

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[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-09-25 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
I call bullshit.
shiromadoushi: (Anime: "What horrible Bakura?")

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[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2013-09-25 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Where did you get the number?
icy_heavens: (...)

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[personal profile] icy_heavens 2013-09-25 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
Not here to be reassuring.

And things are screwed up and horrible enough without that kind of crap. [Why would you even mention that? Ugh, ugh, ugh.] Not a show. Unbelievable as it sounds, it's actually all real.
synonymouswithdookie: (WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP)

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[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-09-25 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
NO

FIRST YOU TELL ME WHO YOU ARE
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shiromadoushi: (Private amusement)

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[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2013-09-25 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
The Eater of Dreams.
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[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-09-25 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
well hey at least you're honest.

so Ashton Kutcher isn't gonna jump out of my closet when i get home and tell me i've been punk'd? good to know. though i'm not sure i like the idea of the creepy magic number hotline thing being real.
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[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-09-25 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
the government doesn't have an eater of dreams.
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shiromadoushi: (Side smile happy happy)

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[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2013-09-25 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
Can you be so sure?
synonymouswithdookie: (shut up and eat my donuts)

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[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-09-25 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Yes I can.
icy_heavens: (On my way)

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[personal profile] icy_heavens 2013-09-25 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Don't have to like it. Did you at least get some idea of what's going on?
shiromadoushi: (Fanart: Victori~)

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[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2013-09-25 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Good.
synonymouswithdookie: (WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP)

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[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-09-25 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
THIS DOESN'T TELL ME ANYTHING
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[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-09-25 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
kind of? in all honesty i've been trying to ignore it and just hoping it'll go away.
icy_heavens: (Sympathy)

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[personal profile] icy_heavens 2013-09-25 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
It's not going to just go away.
synonymouswithdookie: i drew these it was meeee (pitiful HUMAN)

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[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-09-25 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Lovely. In other words, I should pull my head out of my ass and figure this shit out for myself, yeah?
shiromadoushi: (Sore wa himitsu sa!)

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[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2013-09-25 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
I already answered your question. Now it's your turn~
synonymouswithdookie: (nooo my zim hair of ziiiim)

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[personal profile] synonymouswithdookie 2013-09-25 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
ASSHOLE

look punk i didn't get the number from anywhere, it was just THERE

or maybe it was mcdonald's
shiromadoushi: (Private amusement)

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[personal profile] shiromadoushi 2013-09-25 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
That means you did do *that* and we are already in your mind. Soon the memories will return and you will understand~
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