savetheearth | 01: phone textage

So after a few months of being in complete denial that I am quite possibly at least a little bit insane, I decided to check out this... magical psychic hotline number network thingy. Or whatever it is. I've come to the conclusion that you are all straight up batshit, and that I probably shouldn't have bothered for the sake of my own mental well being.

But fuck it. Work's dead and I don't have anything better to do right now.

But no seriously are you real people or am I just texting my brand new imaginary friends or something. Maybe you are people. Maybe you're evil telemarketers, and telemarketer technology has advanced to the point of transmitting numbers directly into people's brains. Or no better yet, maybe it's an elaborate government spy tool or something. I don't THINK anyone drilled anything into my skull during basic, but it could happen. Maybe THE MAN is watching me text crazyness to myself RIGHT NOW through my own brain.

Dear Government, if this is you get the fuck out of my brain before I set you on fire.

(just in case this IS the government, i won't actually set you on fire I'M SORRY)

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[here, have a strange looking Japanese guy dressed in samurai armor branish a katana at the screen]

Evil demon how dare you disturb me in my moment of glory!

[I'll see your strange looking japanese guy and raise you one pissed off/confused barista]

So this town really is just insane, isn't it.

That's what happens when you open the doors to anyone with a sword and an attitude.

[ and now someone in the background is yelling 'SAMURAI IN FIVE MINUTES' ]

Oops, might have to go. We're storming the castle today.

...Right. Did I catch you in the middle of the school play or something?

Nah, I'm doing this thing to help a friend out for their Kickstarter. Something about a historical drama retelling. [he shrugs and slides a scowling face plate over his own features.]

Anyways, welcome to the Secret numbers Club. Try not to get yourself killed.

Right, I'll try not to. No promises, though.

Just out of curiosity, has anyone gotten themselves killed yet?

Yes. Some kid told the authorities. They got him and his family. We also lost another member after the police arrested her. No one knows exactly what happened to her, except she just disappeared.

So, don't tell anyone not in the Club about the Club. And if you meet someone that forgot about it, do not try to jolt their memories.

Jesus Christ. OKAY THEN, I'll just. Keep it to myself forever.

You can talk to other Numbered people you know. Just no one that you haven't seen on here.

Or I could dig a hole and live in it for the rest of my life. That's actually starting to sound like a pretty good idea at this point.

I don't think that being in a hole will save you.

Damn. I'll have to come up with a better strategy. You know anybody with a bomb shelter or something?

Not really, but considering that we've fought monsters underground, you may not find going into a small enclosed space as being a wise move.

Monsters, now!? Are you bullshitting me!? You're bullshitting me, aren't you!

No, I'm not. Had one try to take my head off when we explored the mines, and another one sort of crashed my car.

How big are they? Like, how many bullets would I have to put into one to drop it?

From what I've heard, some can be small, while the cousin itts are sort of the size of a kid.

The cousin Itts? Is that seriously what they look like?

Well, yeah, until they start stabbing you with their hair.

And nails.

And teeth.

Oh that just sounds lovely. I can't wait to see those.

You can kill them, just not easily.

Well that's better than not being able to kill 'em at all. Is it a huge problem? Like should I not leave my apartment unarmed or what?

Not exactly. We're the only people that can see them too. It gets to be a huge problem when regular people get infected by those things. It kills them after a while.

What are we supposed to do when they do that!? Do we have to fight people!?

They do come after us, so yeah.

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