01: phone textage

[synonymouswithdookie]

So after a few months of being in complete denial that I am quite possibly at least a little bit insane, I decided to check out this... magical psychic hotline number network thingy. Or whatever it is. I've come to the conclusion that you are all straight up batshit, and that I probably shouldn't have bothered for the sake of my own mental well being.

But fuck it. Work's dead and I don't have anything better to do right now.

But no seriously are you real people or am I just texting my brand new imaginary friends or something. Maybe you are people. Maybe you're evil telemarketers, and telemarketer technology has advanced to the point of transmitting numbers directly into people's brains. Or no better yet, maybe it's an elaborate government spy tool or something. I don't THINK anyone drilled anything into my skull during basic, but it could happen. Maybe THE MAN is watching me text crazyness to myself RIGHT NOW through my own brain.

Dear Government, if this is you get the fuck out of my brain before I set you on fire.

(just in case this IS the government, i won't actually set you on fire I'M SORRY)

Comments

video {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

Not exactly. We're the only people that can see them too. It gets to be a huge problem when regular people get infected by those things. It kills them after a while.

video {iphone}

[synonymouswithdookie]

What are we supposed to do when they do that!? Do we have to fight people!?

video {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

They do come after us, so yeah.

Re: video {iphone}

[synonymouswithdookie]

Ah Jesus, I don't want to shoot human beings this is so fucked up! It's not their fault they got possessed by cousin Itt!

video {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

Then don't.

video {iphone}

[synonymouswithdookie]

Are they really strong? How fast are they? How often do they show up?

Also sorry. I have a lot of annoying questions, but I kind of want to live.

video {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

I don't know. I've never been around a live one before. The only one I saw was dying and she was sort of all deformed and melting. They aren't common so don't worry too much about it.

video {iphone}

[synonymouswithdookie]

Ugh ew what.

Okay, okay, I'll try not to panic or whatever, in that case.

video {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

It sort of kills the person it tries to control.

Panic won't help anyways.

video {iphone}

[synonymouswithdookie]

How do the authorities handle people turning up dead because of these things?

video {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

I haven't heard, although we do have a couple cops that helped us with some things. I think most times they are reported 'missing'.

video {iphone}

[synonymouswithdookie]

We've got some cops on our side? That's good to know.

video {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

Yes, but don't expect them to bail your ass out of something stupid. We have to have some means of knowing what is happening inside the station after all.

video {iphone}

[synonymouswithdookie]

Fair enough, In that case, I'm going to try to stay out of trouble.

video {iphone}

[ursoreckless]

Yeah, that's what I've been told too.