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hey, so the mine trip was a bust.
some chick hacked some emails and shit, and basically found some conversations that said the Sage of Earth of whatever was a total hoax, but that Thunder corp was specifically searching for something called "Target 1" underground.
considering how dumb it would be to just start digging tunnels and drilling everywhere, we assumed they'd be using the mines to search.

well, we were wrong. (big surprise)

i don't know if anyone ever really officially reported their findings or whatever.
basically, there were those weird blackfuzzy hairy things and it legit looked like they were on drugs.
that was about all we found, because everyone getting those weirdass pulses.
i sure do love when all our leads run dry!!!!!!!
^^^^sarcasm^^^^^

as for happy funtime karson updates, i finally passed out after staying awake for an entire goddamn month.
and completely hypothetically speaking and not linked to finally sleeping or any pulses i may or may not have had,
i have a question.
uh

does

anyone remember dying?
like, legit dying, you are dead and gone and there's no way you're coming back through magical superpowers and it's probably your fault that you died?

EDIT: according to people who can't be classified as legally insane because of lack of sleep, there was a buzzing sound in the mines.

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swords

whips :D

wasn't someone offering sword lessons
did i make that up

i can't actually remember.
probably, knowing this group of people.
besides, the only type of people who use whips are like
bdsm creeps.
like 50 shades of ugh.

excuse you that is so untrue!
there is also indiana jones

there are probably like 15 million pornos out there with him in them.

do you think so
i've never felt the need to check

[ to google or not to google that is the question... ]

don't
check.

but

have you checked

no.
i'm so tempted to check right now, but i'll fight it.
i'll fight this impulse until the end.

i really want to google it

[ her search history will be forever marred. ]

use the incognito function of google chrome.

oh it has one??
okay doing so :o

i mean if i did google this
i would use that

hypothetically speaking, i would like to know the hypothetical results.
for hypothetical reasons.

:o :o :o
i thought you didn't like dr jones, karson!

i don't.
i'm more curious in the porn industry's ability to create porn parodies of literally everything.

honestly i just want to know what the titles are...

those are always the most hilarious.

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so you often search porn parodies?

dude, you can't go through life without people joking about them.

really? i have yet to hear any of these jokes

omg come on.
like just go look it up.
do it.
the titles will make you laugh so hard, i promise.
this is something you must discover on your own.

am i meant to report back with the titles

yes.

in diana bones and the temple of poon
indian jones and the temple of spooge
indiana bones and the temple of poon
indieanal bones and the temple of poon
cindi, anna, joan & the nipples of doom
bikini jones and the temple of eros

okay mostly i am finding that the porn industry is really uncreative with names

uncreative?
UNCREATIVE?!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME???
NIPPLES OF DOOM IS UNCREATIVE?
INDIEANAL BONES?!!?!!!? UNCREATIVE?!!!!?!!??!?!?!

NOT EVERYONE CAN BE A VAN GOGH, ARIA.

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