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[As usual with posts Alan makes from his sketchbook, his writing is surrounded by little doodles; this time there are quite a few depicting a furry creature you might recognise as a Vermedi, as well as what looks like a girl with fairy wings.]

ok so it looks like a few people got new stuff since we went into the mine. anyone got any idea why? I mean we didnt find anything there except some of those hairy things.

so anyway I got something too. and Ive got no idea what it is. its like some kind of leather harness? like idk kind of like horse reins but with 500 different straps. also theres a mechanism that I think is some kind of weird double grappling hook thing? also theres a bunch of giant box cutter blades.

its all got that familiar feel so I think it belonged to past me. but I seriously do not know what it is or where Im going to keep it so my mom doesnt see it.

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[ Omg fairydoodles.

NOT OKAY, ALAN HUNTER. That shit is TOO ADORABLE TO BE ALLOWED. ]

Leather straps, you say.

So past YOU was into the ~extreme~ stuff, too, huh.

[ O C T A V I A ]

thats

it doesnt have to be anything like that.

Giant box cutter blades, you say.
Whatever could those possibly have been used for, I wonder.

are you trying to imply something.

It was TOTALLY that. It's literally the only explan8tion! Past you was FIFTY SHADES OF KINKY BULLSHIT. And here I never even suspected! Wow. >83

Is your brain not there yet? I'll wait for it to catch up.

oh my god its true isnt it. ugh I dont even want to imagine what kind of weird shit that douche was into and I REALLY dont want his stuff in my room.

all Im saying is if theres something you want to say just say it.

It hasn't 8een USED, h8s it? T8LL ME IT'S CLE8N 8H M8 G8D.

All I'm saying is that their usage should be obvious considering what you know about your past. That's all. Something wrong?

ITS CLEAN JESUS CHRIST WHY WOULD YOU EVEN

its kind of worn though.

why would anyone want to use box cutters for something like that. seems kind of weird.

C8LM YOUR TITS, ALAN. It 8n't like you need to........ tie yourself up in knots about this. 8)
Now I am not alone in the "weird shit in my past" club! And that's great.
You might say this is an opportunity for us to........ bond. 8)

8)

are you actually punning at me about this.

I don't think we're on the same page here, Shouty.

How could I........ knot?

what! theres weird bondage shit and youre like "oh it should be obvious" so what am I SUPPOSED to think??

I hate my life and everything in it. so fucking much.

The careful underlining of "giant" didn't help at all?
Titans. They are probably the blades used for killing titans. One of my memories involves talking about "cutting them to pieces."

The "weird bondage shit" is all you, though. :)

oh. I guess that makes sense.

I really shouldnt have let you know about the weird bondage shit part huh.

Don't be that way! It might feel like you're on the ropes (lol) now, but your life 8n't so bad.
There are worse things to get back than weird bondage gear! Probably. I'm sure I can think of SOMETHING more embarrassing if I think hard enough. I might be........ TIED UP (LOL) for a while thinking about it though. 8D

I'd like any police on the network to note that I didn't initiate this line of conversation and that I do not actually want to seduce the shouty twelve-year old.

at least its not weird pirate porn.

ok 1)Im 15 and 2)you couldnt seduce me if you tried.

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