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[As usual with posts Alan makes from his sketchbook, his writing is surrounded by little doodles; this time there are quite a few depicting a furry creature you might recognise as a Vermedi, as well as what looks like a girl with fairy wings.]

ok so it looks like a few people got new stuff since we went into the mine. anyone got any idea why? I mean we didnt find anything there except some of those hairy things.

so anyway I got something too. and Ive got no idea what it is. its like some kind of leather harness? like idk kind of like horse reins but with 500 different straps. also theres a mechanism that I think is some kind of weird double grappling hook thing? also theres a bunch of giant box cutter blades.

its all got that familiar feel so I think it belonged to past me. but I seriously do not know what it is or where Im going to keep it so my mom doesnt see it.

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what! theres weird bondage shit and youre like "oh it should be obvious" so what am I SUPPOSED to think??

The careful underlining of "giant" didn't help at all?
Titans. They are probably the blades used for killing titans. One of my memories involves talking about "cutting them to pieces."

The "weird bondage shit" is all you, though. :)

oh. I guess that makes sense.

I really shouldnt have let you know about the weird bondage shit part huh.

I'd like any police on the network to note that I didn't initiate this line of conversation and that I do not actually want to seduce the shouty twelve-year old.

ok 1)Im 15 and 2)you couldnt seduce me if you tried.

And I have no plans to contradict you. Partly because twelve years old, partly because I am far too frail to engage in whatever you were contemplating with the box cutters. :(

FIFTEEN. and jfc I wasnt contamplating anything with the box cutters thats just gross.

I hope you're not still contemplating things with the box cutters now you know what they were for, by the way. So unhygienic.

youre not even reading a word Im typing here are you.

In my defense, I really don't want to get arrested for discussing these things with a minor. If you have more questions about your new gifts, try asking a responsible adult. Your mother? :)

yeah that sounds like a great idea Ill tell my mom I got this fucked up shit out of nowhere because it turns out I was a huge weirdo in a past life. thanks a bunch.

You're welcome. :) Good to see you've recovered from the other day, by the way.

well I talked with someone whos kind of dealing with the same issue.

[ Was it Ryan

Can she just come out and ask if it was Ryan

SEE RYAN SOME PEOPLE THINK ABOUT HOW THE THINGS THEY COULD SAY MIGHT INCRIMINATE OTHER PEOPLE, YOU INCORRIGIBARA LITTLE SHIT ]

Really. The issue of being beaten up by a defenseless young maiden, or the issue you tried to pin on me?

why dont you try and guess.

Well I haven't laid anyone else flat lately, so...

and you couldnt have done that if I hadnt been distracted.

A bad loser is the worst kind of loser, you know. Have a little grace.

whatever. if you want to think youre better than me feel free. I dont care.

I know I'm better. It's been proven. That's what "winning" is. A shame you're unfamiliar with it.

you know you can take down a guy whos freaking out about a crazy memory. congratulations do you want a trophy. I can draw you one if you want.

I got one too. Didn't throw me off.

so what did you remember. and on a scale of 1 to holy shit Im a titan how freaky was it.

Oh, it was much freakier and more unpleasant than you can possibly imagine. You were there. It was awful. :p

come on you have to tell me more than that. I mean I know past me was a huge jackass but what did he do.

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