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[wirsinddiejager]

[As usual with posts Alan makes from his sketchbook, his writing is surrounded by little doodles; this time there are quite a few depicting a furry creature you might recognise as a Vermedi, as well as what looks like a girl with fairy wings.]

ok so it looks like a few people got new stuff since we went into the mine. anyone got any idea why? I mean we didnt find anything there except some of those hairy things.

so anyway I got something too. and Ive got no idea what it is. its like some kind of leather harness? like idk kind of like horse reins but with 500 different straps. also theres a mechanism that I think is some kind of weird double grappling hook thing? also theres a bunch of giant box cutter blades.

its all got that familiar feel so I think it belonged to past me. but I seriously do not know what it is or where Im going to keep it so my mom doesnt see it.

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[wirsinddiejager]

I hate my life and everything in it. so fucking much.

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[drama8om8]

Don't be that way! It might feel like you're on the ropes (lol) now, but your life 8n't so bad.
There are worse things to get back than weird bondage gear! Probably. I'm sure I can think of SOMETHING more embarrassing if I think hard enough. I might be........ TIED UP (LOL) for a while thinking about it though. 8D

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[wirsinddiejager]

at least its not weird pirate porn.

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[drama8om8]

D8N'T C8LL MY PAST LIFE PORN8GRAPHY WEIRD, W8W.

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[wirsinddiejager]

like you can honestly say it isnt at least a little bit weird.

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[drama8om8]

IT'S SUPER H8T OKAY I W8S A HOTTIE WHO DID HOT TH8NGS NO WEIRDS H8RE

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[wirsinddiejager]

hey its ok Im not going to judge you just because past you was weird. and Im sure she was weird in a totally hot kind of way.

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[drama8om8]

Y8U ARE G8ING TO E8T YOUR W8RDS, ASSH8LE. >8I

[ Assuming Alan has his phone with him, it'll soon beep to indicate he has a message!

A MESSAGE CONTAINING AN ATTACHMENT CALLED "UNADULTER8TEDSMUT.TXT" DARE HE OPEN IT

It's that one extract from Mindfang's diary, fully translated. You know the one. ]

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[wirsinddiejager]

no this is still pretty weird.

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[drama8om8]

!!!!!!!! 8C

 

 

 

Good weird or 8ad weird?

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[wirsinddiejager]

uh



good


I guess?

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[drama8om8]

Lol! So cute. Cutie patootie. 8)
And for the record it is STILL not as weird as getting pre-used bondage gear! Especially if it really WAS yours.
Are you sure it was? Like really definitely for sure????????
Not thatgetting somebody ELSE'S would be less weird I guess but uh.

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[wirsinddiejager]

Im not 100% sure I guess? and I dont have any memories like that so uh. yeah. idk.

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

You're going to have to try it on 8ro it's the only way to 8e sure.

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[wirsinddiejager]

yeah thats not gonna happen. even if I wanted to I have no idea how it works.

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[drama8om8]

Lol. Google it! Or just try and wing it or whatever?
I'm sure we could work it out! >8D

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[drama8om8]

*YOU could w8rk 8t out

Fucking 8utoc8rrect! Hahah8ha.

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[wirsinddiejager]

how does autocorrect turn you into we

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[drama8om8]

M8 PH8NE IS C8VERED IN GL8TTER 8KAY 8T'S H8RD TO TYP8.

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[wirsinddiejager]

ok fine. anyway Im NOT GOING TO TRY THAT THING ON WOW.

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[drama8om8]

8UT IT'S THE 8NLY

WAY

TO

KN8W.

And knowing is important! It is half the battle.

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[wirsinddiejager]

if thats the only way then I dont want to know.

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[drama8om8]

You really don't want to know whose terrifying bondage gear magically appeared in your room?

REALLY????????

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[wirsinddiejager]

but

what if I try to put it on and then cant figure out how to take it off.

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[drama8om8]

 

 

 

Maybe THAT'S what the box cutters are for? For cutting out bondage noobs. Which is a pretty gr8 idea! You have to admire the ingenuity there come on.