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Eren Yeager | Alan Hunter-Serket ([personal profile] wirsinddiejager) wrote in [community profile] savetheearth2013-09-05 11:22 pm

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[As usual with posts Alan makes from his sketchbook, his writing is surrounded by little doodles; this time there are quite a few depicting a furry creature you might recognise as a Vermedi, as well as what looks like a girl with fairy wings.]

ok so it looks like a few people got new stuff since we went into the mine. anyone got any idea why? I mean we didnt find anything there except some of those hairy things.

so anyway I got something too. and Ive got no idea what it is. its like some kind of leather harness? like idk kind of like horse reins but with 500 different straps. also theres a mechanism that I think is some kind of weird double grappling hook thing? also theres a bunch of giant box cutter blades.

its all got that familiar feel so I think it belonged to past me. but I seriously do not know what it is or where Im going to keep it so my mom doesnt see it.
drama8om8: (Shank in my sock)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-05 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
 

 

 

It hasn't 8een USED, h8s it? T8LL ME IT'S CLE8N 8H M8 G8D.
drama8om8: ........*pale (All the pail infidelity)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-05 08:48 pm (UTC)(link)
C8LM YOUR TITS, ALAN. It 8n't like you need to........ tie yourself up in knots about this. 8)
Now I am not alone in the "weird shit in my past" club! And that's great.
You might say this is an opportunity for us to........ bond. 8)

8)
drama8om8: (FUCK THAT PEEP)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-05 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
How could I........ knot?
drama8om8: (Of captain Jack Sparrow)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-05 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be that way! It might feel like you're on the ropes (lol) now, but your life 8n't so bad.
There are worse things to get back than weird bondage gear! Probably. I'm sure I can think of SOMETHING more embarrassing if I think hard enough. I might be........ TIED UP (LOL) for a while thinking about it though. 8D
drama8om8: (Giant squid!)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-05 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
D8N'T C8LL MY PAST LIFE PORN8GRAPHY WEIRD, W8W.
drama8om8: (Pir8 so 8rave on the seven seas)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-05 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S SUPER H8T OKAY I W8S A HOTTIE WHO DID HOT TH8NGS NO WEIRDS H8RE
drama8om8: (From the front to the 8ack)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-05 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Y8U ARE G8ING TO E8T YOUR W8RDS, ASSH8LE. >8I

[ Assuming Alan has his phone with him, it'll soon beep to indicate he has a message!

A MESSAGE CONTAINING AN ATTACHMENT CALLED "UNADULTER8TEDSMUT.TXT" DARE HE OPEN IT

It's that one extract from Mindfang's diary, fully translated. You know the one.
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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-05 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
!!!!!!!! 8C

 

 

 

Good weird or 8ad weird?
drama8om8: (Just w8ting to get fucked!)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-05 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol! So cute. Cutie patootie. 8)
And for the record it is STILL not as weird as getting pre-used bondage gear! Especially if it really WAS yours.
Are you sure it was? Like really definitely for sure????????
Not thatgetting somebody ELSE'S would be less weird I guess but uh.
drama8om8: (they have ridiculous turtle sex)

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You're going to have to try it on 8ro it's the only way to 8e sure.
drama8om8: (IT'S NOT JUST THE ANIMAL SEX GODDAMMIT)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-05 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Lol. Google it! Or just try and wing it or whatever?
I'm sure we could work it out! >8D
drama8om8: (More like the)

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[personal profile] drama8om8 2013-09-05 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
*YOU could w8rk 8t out

Fucking 8utoc8rrect! Hahah8ha.
drama8om8: (Heater on 8last)

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M8 PH8NE IS C8VERED IN GL8TTER 8KAY 8T'S H8RD TO TYP8.

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