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[shambles]

So... I didn't really want to use the network for this, but didn't know where else to ask.

[Anyone who has ever spoken to him before will notice he sounds considerably more British.]

Is there anywhere to get a sword? I suppose either a place in the city or online would work. Both are equally suspicious, since swords are so relevant in this day and age.

[Because clearly getting a gun would be far too reasonable.]

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[shambles]

Wait, what's a Britaboo?

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[drama8om8]

Oh my god.
Ok. Do you know what a weeaboo is, Karsonsboss-chan? Uguu?

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[shambles]

... No, not really.

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[drama8om8]

What are you, 80???????? 8\
Ok. A Britaboo is like. An Anglophile? Only EVEN MORE ANNOYING. We're talking like. Drawing Mary Poppins fanart and changing their last name to Cumbumberlandsnatch. And faking the accent.
Pip pip jolly good show. Butter me crumpets, guvnah!

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[goldenclothes]

People do that?

[ it's not even exotic or anything it's british

though she thinks back to it and it might explain some people at the library...? ]

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[drama8om8]

You bet your left bollock they do. Tickety boo gosh do I love Inspector Spacetime, todger tallywhacker fish and chips.

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[goldenclothes]

[ ...and some past boyfriends... ]

Tickety boo?

Even I've never heard that one.

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[drama8om8]

Then you better clear out your lugholes and watch more shitty BBC bullshit, me old mucker. You're having a giggle, m8, I swear on me mum.

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[goldenclothes]

I don't watch television.

Maybe it's for the best...

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[drama8om8]

Waity-wait you don't watch TV? The fuck is wrong with you even.

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[goldenclothes]

Heavens forbid someone shouldn't watch television.

They might not learn something. Like a bad British accent.

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[drama8om8]

Hey! I can't speak for THAT guy but MY British accent is fucking amazing. It has to be! Because PROFESSIONAL TV ACTRESS. ON TV. ON "THE TELLY."
Need I demonstrate? Because I will fucking demonstrate, asshole, don't test me. >8|

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[shambles]

Apologies for not being totally up to date on Internet lingo. I have better things to do than scour Urban Dictionary all day.

[No he doesn't. He's just that loser who still thinks people use Japanophile or something.]

I am not a Britaboo. Or Anglophile. Or whatever you want to call it. I am proud citizen of the United States of America. The last thing I'd want to do is be in a country where they can't pronounce aluminum properly.

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[drama8om8]

Idk bro you're sounding pretty Britaboo to me.
Are you going to go give the Queen a snog? Some of the old how's-your-father? Wink wink! ;D

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[shambles]

Maybe I do, but honestly, what on earth could I possibly gain from faking a British accent? Why would I want to put forth that effort on something so inane?

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[drama8om8]

Idk, maybe you're aspiring to be the next James Bond or something????????
In which case no offense dude but you are taking method acting too far. Trust me! I KNOW acting. You only stay in character all the time if doing so doesn't make you sound like an ABSOLUTE TOOL, duh. Throw another shrimp on the barbie, m8.

 

 

Wait shit that's not British, is it.

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[shambles]

I'm pretty if I did intend to become the next James Bond, I wouldn't be trying to get the role by managing a Pizza Hut in Locke City.




.... And it's Australian. One would think a professional actress such as yourself would know that much, but ah well.

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[drama8om8]

I'm a professional ACTRESS, not a professional TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN SPORT GDAY SHEILA. God!!!!!!!!
But as for the other thing I would totally watch a pizza hut James Bond. Like I'm pretty sure I read fanfic like that once. 8Ia

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[shambles]

I don't know. The Australians in that Guillermo del Toro movie sounded like that and those were professional actors. Knowing that could be the difference between being in a great movie and being a nobody.

What would they call it then? 007: Goldcrust? From Pizza Hut with Love? Is the villain maniacal about serving pizza? Why would you even write a fanfiction about that?

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[drama8om8]

Look, do I HAVE "shitty Australian accent" on my acting CV? No. No I do not. Because badass action chicks are NEVER AUSTRALIAN EVER. Or fake British. So there!

And I was thinking Octopizza. Or Tomorrow Never Pizza-Pies. Or Dr. Dough. Slice of life fanfic is all the rage, ok! Get with the TIIIIIIIIMES, old guy. Wow.

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[enrages]

he's totally a james bond villain.
have you seen his face?
stereotypical villain face, all the way.

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[shambles]

This was a video post. Your question was completely pointless.

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[enrages]

it was a metaphorical "have you seen his face."
as in "have you noticed this incredibly obvious thing that literally everyone notices when they talk to this guy."

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[drama8om8]

But can he do the laugh? Or actually make any effective threats that don't involve firing shouty teenagers from their jobs for lamey lame petty-ass reasons????????
These are important qualifications for any villain, duh.
(He totally has the face, though. Wowow!)

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[enrages]

i actually
don't think i've ever heard him laugh.
ever.
and i've been working at pizza hut for like a year now.
he'd be one of those villains who, like, their facial expressions never change.
only their eyebrows.
and their eyebrows are just all over the goddamn place.