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[shambles]

So... I didn't really want to use the network for this, but didn't know where else to ask.

[Anyone who has ever spoken to him before will notice he sounds considerably more British.]

Is there anywhere to get a sword? I suppose either a place in the city or online would work. Both are equally suspicious, since swords are so relevant in this day and age.

[Because clearly getting a gun would be far too reasonable.]

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[drama8om8]

But can he do the laugh? Or actually make any effective threats that don't involve firing shouty teenagers from their jobs for lamey lame petty-ass reasons????????
These are important qualifications for any villain, duh.
(He totally has the face, though. Wowow!)

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[enrages]

i actually
don't think i've ever heard him laugh.
ever.
and i've been working at pizza hut for like a year now.
he'd be one of those villains who, like, their facial expressions never change.
only their eyebrows.
and their eyebrows are just all over the goddamn place.

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[drama8om8]

 

 

What if that's his superpower.
What if he is actually a sentient pair of eyebrows, and their first echo was a body for them to operate?
This is plausible and also slightly terrifying.

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[enrages]

holy shit thats horrible.
what kind of evolution cycle would create sentient eyebrows?????

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[drama8om8]

An EVIL one, duh. A SNEAKY evil one! Nobody ever suspects the eyebrows. Not until now. N8T 8NTIL 8S.

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[enrages]

okay i gotta ask.
what the fuck is that 8 thing you're doing.
it's really embarrassing.

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[drama8om8]

Superpower.

 

 

 

I have the old me's diary and I used to write like a fucking tool and now I keep forgetting NOT to and I would kind of want to die if I didn't know I was an AWESOME BADASS PIRATE who wrote like a tool.

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[enrages]

....
holy shit you're a pirate.
it all makes sense.

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[drama8om8]

What, really? The cool sexy pirate revelation makes SENSE to you?
Karson that is absolutely genuinely one of the nicest things anybody ever said to me, wow. I am blushing here! Wowowowow.

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[enrages]

i don't know if you can be sexy while putting "8"s into every word.

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[drama8om8]

This is the bit where I would SHOW you how hotsexy other me was, first-hand, FROM THE SOURCE, if it didn't feel like the kind of thing I should show to my boyfriend first.

 

 

I d8dn't me8n th8t how it s8unded.

not here

[wirsinddiejager]

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[enrages]

boyfriend.
it's alan, isn't it?
i knew it.

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[drama8om8]

8'm.

 

You're making weird faces at me I CAN TELL ST8P TH8T. 8H M8 G8D.