Karson Valenti | {Karkat Vantas} (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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savetheearth2013-07-04 04:25 pm
enrages) wrote in savetheearth2013-07-04 04:25 pm
Entry tags:
- !open,
- #network,
- ar tonelico: mir,
- bbc's merlin: arthur pendragon,
- bleach: hollow ichigo,
- hikonin sentai akibaranger: nobuo akagi,
- homestuck: gamzee makara,
- homestuck: karkat vantas,
- homestuck: rose lalonde,
- homestuck: the disciple,
- homestuck: vriska serket,
- kamen rider ooo: kosei kougami,
- metal gear: raiden,
- original: alexander varista,
- original: camille,
- persona 3: pharos,
- s-cry-ed: kazuma,
- slayers: lina inverse,
- tales of symphonia: colette brunel,
- the protomen: protoman,
- warehouse 13: rebecca st. clair,
- warrior cats: bluestar,
- yu-gi-oh!: bakura ryou
two; video
[ The camera's pointed at a precious cutie scottie dog dressed in the most ridiculous dog outfit imaginable. The dog is currently licking its crotch. Karson's speaking from behind the camera. ]
Hey, network for assholes. Today's the most important day of the year, and I swear to god, if a single one of you is completely unaware of what day it is, I'm going to vomit all over this screen, and then, instead of guessing the day, you'll get to guess what I had for lunch.
So, you know what day it is today? It's America Day-- a day to celebrate the glorious freedom we could have if we'd all stop voting for Obama. A day to celebrate how, a fuckton of years ago, a bunch of powerful white men dressed in embarrassingly racist Native American costumes and wasted a lot of tea by dumping into a bay, killing all wildlife that might have lived there. It's to celebrate a revolution that was started by the murder of a freeman named Crispus Attucks, and it's to celebrate the first successful democracy ever created by a civilized nation. It's the day where we should all stand up for our rights and fight to bear arms!
[ The dog gets up and wanders over to Karson. He stops his rant for a moment to deliver a few pets. The dog promptly lies down and rolls over, demanding belly rubs. Karson delivers. ]
So get your fireworks, hold them high, and set that shit on fire--- except don't do it while it's in your hand, that's incredibly dangerous. Enjoy the light show tonight, and remember that thousands of people have died horrible, gangrene-filled deaths for freedom with a dash of democracy. God bless America, or whatever higher leveled deity you might worship.
Hey, network for assholes. Today's the most important day of the year, and I swear to god, if a single one of you is completely unaware of what day it is, I'm going to vomit all over this screen, and then, instead of guessing the day, you'll get to guess what I had for lunch.
So, you know what day it is today? It's America Day-- a day to celebrate the glorious freedom we could have if we'd all stop voting for Obama. A day to celebrate how, a fuckton of years ago, a bunch of powerful white men dressed in embarrassingly racist Native American costumes and wasted a lot of tea by dumping into a bay, killing all wildlife that might have lived there. It's to celebrate a revolution that was started by the murder of a freeman named Crispus Attucks, and it's to celebrate the first successful democracy ever created by a civilized nation. It's the day where we should all stand up for our rights and fight to bear arms!
[ The dog gets up and wanders over to Karson. He stops his rant for a moment to deliver a few pets. The dog promptly lies down and rolls over, demanding belly rubs. Karson delivers. ]
So get your fireworks, hold them high, and set that shit on fire--- except don't do it while it's in your hand, that's incredibly dangerous. Enjoy the light show tonight, and remember that thousands of people have died horrible, gangrene-filled deaths for freedom with a dash of democracy. God bless America, or whatever higher leveled deity you might worship.
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It makes us sheep. It makes us livestock.
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Going to start an armed uprising all on your own, kid?
[Ah yes, the delicious tang of bitterness and heavy-handed sarcasm, two sentiments that go great together.]
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