webcam video;

[drama8om8]

[ It's hard to tell what's brighter - Octavia's smile or the exceptionally ridiculous dress she's currently wearing. They certainly take away attention from the giant jumble of oversized machinery set up in her basement, anyway.

Her hands are clasped behind her back, as though she's hiding something. HOW MYSTERIOUS. ]

I have maaaaaaaajorly super important and vital news. On a scale of one to eight, this is like. Two eights. Firstly: Alan helped me figure out what my eye lasers do. Turns out they make people super unlucky! Who knew.

[ Alan staggers into the shot looking slightly rumpled, apparently willing to confirm this. Unfortunately for him, he does so by tripping over the mess of machinery and promptly disappearing from view. ]

...He'll be fine. That's my alchemiter and stuff, bee-tee-dubs! And it is hells of awesome. Check it out. I can take two items, like a knife and a gun, and make a...

[ She finally reveals what she's been hiding behind her back: a gun with a knife fused to it. ]

...knifegun! That shoots tiny little knives. See?

[ She shoots the knifegun to demonstrate. The tiny knife-bullet ricochets off the basement wall with a ping and heads straight for the unluckiest sap in the room - Alan. Who now has a teeny little knife embedded in his butt. Screeching from both parties ensues as Octavia slams her laptop shut, ending the video. ]

Comments

[wonk]

i could be hype about the alchemiter

but im 2 busy laughin @ the fact that u managed 2 buttshot ur bf

tavia thats not how pegging works

[drama8om8]

8SHGKLE8DHFo

[wonk]

u ok there

did u not use enough lube

[drama8om8]

NO LU8E 8ECAUSE NO PEGGING OH M8 G8D.
(8ut I would totally top if we were 8oth dudes, y/y.)

[wonk]

u could totally top rn alans p badass when he wants 2 be but next 2 u hes kinda wimpy

[wirsinddiejager]

HEY

[drama8om8]

Quiet, 8itch.

[wirsinddiejager]

NO I WILL NOT BE QUIET THIS IS NOT OK

[wonk]

its true shed dom the shit out of u dont even deny it

[wirsinddiejager]

I AM DENYING THE SHIT OUT OF IT ALSO IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

[drama8om8]

To 8e fair, who ISN'T wimpy next to me. I mean even 8adasses look kind of average when you pit them against how incredi8ly awesome I am in every way!

[wonk]

well 4 starters me

[drama8om8]

You look a 8IT wimpy. Like 8% wimp.
You should grow your hair out! So it is all long and wild like mine. And then you could pro8a8ly make it to 98% notwimp! Yeah!!!!!!!!

not here

[wirsinddiejager]

[SCREAMING INTERNALLY]

[wonk]

[SAFE SEX ALAN.

USE LUBE.]

[bronographic]

And I take it you're an expert on that subject?

NOT HERE 1/3

[drama8om8]

[ who's this orange douchebag ]

2/3

[drama8om8]

[ orange douchebag ]

3/3

[drama8om8]

[ OH NOOOOOOOO ]

not here

[bronographic]

[OMG NO!!]

[wonk]

i have a DOCTORATE in that shit dude dont even fuck around w me

[bronographic]

Mighty impressive. You might want to let the general public know of your vast understanding of impaling plush asses with silicone, it might save someone's life one day.

[wonk]

dr roxy

we can throw in a doctor kink 2 i guess

[bronographic]

Sure, why not? May as well go down the list of kinks while we're at it.

Dr. Roxy, what will Locke City do without your informative doctrine on ass-play?

[wonk]

it will suffer

it will b forced 2 stay locke city

instead of fulfilling its destiny

as COCKE city