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[part_time_overlord]

So here's something I just found out that I think you all have the right to know but that I would greatly appreciate not getting leaked to the press or anything like that.

How to put this delicately...

I am literally Satan, the King of all Demons. Presumably the lord of Hell and adversary of Heaven too.

For what it's worth don't feel any desire to damn anyone's souls?

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[moarnomsplz]

Does that mean you can help me write my pay, paper on Paradise Lost?

[part_time_overlord]

This is not exactly the kind of reaction I was expecting.

[moarnomsplz]

It's kine, kinda hard to take someone's other self being-ing the ruler of hell seriously when, like, you ree, remember him trying to get pulses from scary movies.

Not that it's a bad thing.

[part_time_overlord]

It didn't work, either. The movie thing.

[moarnomsplz]

Huh, that sucks.

See, we know that you're not gonna, like, suddenly, lee, start acting like some evil demon prince of darkness, ness, thing. You're still you.

[Alex needs to believe this, because he's still him and not an alien, right?]

[part_time_overlord]

I feel like me. I've felt a little more, I dunno, motivated? A bit more willing to be pushy if I need to to get something done. But still like me.

[moarnomsplz]

Pulses can't tote, totally change us. Can they?

[part_time_overlord]

I don't see why not. They can change us physically, why not mentally?

[moarnomsplz]

It seem-zuh like it would kinda defeat the purpose of picking-ing us, don't you think?

[part_time_overlord]

Not really? I'm a college drop out working at a fast food restaurant. I can't imagine that the fate of the world depended on keeping me just the way I was.

[moarnomsplz]

And I'm a high school stew, student; good point. But maybe it's just personality-wise, wy-zuh.

[part_time_overlord]

I hope you're right, but it sounds like wishful thinking to me.

[moarnomsplz]

Maybe. I sure don't like the idea, dee-ah. But I guess there's not much we can do about it anyway, way.

[It's not like he could have prevented any of the physical changes.]