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HEY so some of you probably don't remember me which is GREAT because I kind of ignore most of you assholes anyway. I don't know if this is like common knowledge yet since LIKE I SAID I basically try to ignore you for the most part and pretend that none of this shit EXISTS, but I guess the police have magic dogs that can pick us out from people who aren't walking freak shows? WHICH IS AWESOME, RIGHT? I bet it was all over the network at some point, but I'm 100% a giant moron and pretty much never look, so long story short A MAGIC DOG GOT ME and some shitty dickhead cop motherfucker with an ugly face and a big butt arrested me. Did I mention he's an asshole because he is absolutely the biggest asshole fuck him.

Good news is I'm not in jail anymore, hooray for me, right? "BUT RAY HOW DID YOU GET OUT OF JAIL WHEN THEY KNOW YOU'RE ONE OF US :( ?" you may be wondering. Or maybe you don't give a fuck. Well listen up motherfuckers because you're ABOUT to give SUCH a fuck.

I may or may not have completely agreed to act as an informant for the people that want us dead soooooooo that's a thing that's happening now. Detective Slenderman or whatever wants NAMES and I don't want to be DEAD so he's getting his goddamn names.

Now don't worry, I'm not a complete asshole. I'm not going to charge right up to the fucker and sell all of you out, but I can only give the guy fake names and bullshit for so long before he starts catching on and sends the murder patrol to my front door. SO HERE'S HOW THIS IS GOING TO WORK (it probably won't work but I like to pretend to be optimistic): I need volunteers. I need actual REAL LEGIT NAMES to give this dude. Yes that would make life harder for you and YES it would be a giant pain in the ass but maybe we can think of a way to make this work to our advantage somehow? OR you can all just tell me to fuck off and worst case scenario only I have to become dead because I'd rather do that than get anyone else killed. Still though I'd prefer to be ALIVE.

PS: As a general rule, if you're not old enough to drink you're not old enough to volunteer for something this goddamn stupid so you dumbass teenagers can just fuck right off. At the very least nobody's going to be able to accuse me of getting kids mixed up in this.

PPS: I KNOW, I'M A MORON, I GET IT, I'M SORRY, ETC. SHIT HAPPENS, DEAL WITH IT.

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...fuck.

[NICK HE SWEARS TO GOD, IF THIS WAS YOU. HE WILL KICK YOUR ASS. Fuckfuckfuck. Fuck.]

could you use some kind of really common name. like john smith or something. there are a million john smiths.

or maybe people who you know arent in on this and then when they find out nothing's special about them you could say that some of us randomly go normal sometimes. its happened to me before

Edited 2013-11-24 23:12 (UTC)

Actually that second part's a really good idea.

Maybe even name people who used to be involved but are confirmed to have gone back to normal.

[...yes Nick's a jerk shut up.]

no

they could remember any time, that's too dangerous.

plus if we told them people remember and forget all the time, they could waste forever trying out the same people cause that's all they've got

[A pause...then a switch to private.]

was it you

Everything's dangerous, man.

[And a switch to private, too!]

Yes.

[He doesn't try to hedge around it, because he owes Kotetsu more than that.]

way more dangerous than mentioning someone whos never been a part of all this

this is exactly why that was a terrible fucking idea

I don't know that guy but you realize if it comes down to it he can out you as a network guy and then youre completely fucked right

being a network cop's bad enough what do you think theyll do to you if they find out you tried to get involved in the shady shit as a mole for us

Edited 2013-11-24 23:53 (UTC)

Yeah, well. It's up to him, anyway.

It's not like I threw him into this blind. Ray and I have worked together before, and I told him what was up.

I know, Kotetsu. I know how dangerous this is, and I know it could end badly. But I had to do something.

he shouldn't have to be doing this in the first place.

do you even have any reason to believe hell pick your life over his if he has to when you're the one who got him into this mess in the first place? why SHOULD he

why shouldnt your name be the first one he gives?????

dammit nick, why did your something have to be something that pretty much guarantees more paul bens

None of us should have to be doing this in the first place, okay? But we are, and he is, and we have to deal with that.

Maybe I'll have to trust him.

Don't compare this situation to that one. Paul Ben was a kid, Ray and I are grown adults. Do you have a better something? Does anyone around here have a better suggestion that will get us information about what the sheriff and Sherman know, why they're after us, what the hell is going on.

They're getting away with this. That's what you said, and you're right. They're going to keep getting away with it.

would you stop fucking blowing me off with that "everything is fucked anyway" bullshit already goddamn

YES everything was already fucked, but now it's all SIGNIFICANTLY MORE FUCKED THAN IT EVER NEEDED TO BE

because yeah they ARE gonna keep getting away with it. who do you think hes gonna suspect once he realizes his shit is being leaked? his alien buddies or the squishy human cop who just conveniently volunteered to get with the drug-arresting all of a sudden when he wasn't before????

I dont care if ray is an adult or a senile old fart this plan is gonna get people killed whichever way you look at it

and if youre one of those people HEY IT'S COOL, RIGHT? yujis just gonna be short a partner and I guess that boyfriend of yours is just gonna move right on

[--And I'll lose the only close friend I have.]

NO FUCKING BIG DEAL!

youre obviously fine with all that so go the fuck ahead, it's your fucking funeral

[He comes this close to throwing his phone in rage, but he catches himself in time and just takes the number out of his phone in lieu of "hanging up", before storming out of his apartment to blow off some steam.]

if i use a super common name they'd probably kick down the door of every john smith in town and then they'd come back and crawl up my ass for bad information.

and if people randomly go normal they'd probably still bring them in as like a precaution or something.

I've considered a lot of different shit.

that'd draw attention

if they wanna keep doing this under the radar they'll be more careful than that

and there's no point in questioning someone that's gone normal, they don't remember a thing. they dont even remember anyone network they met they didnt know before

keeping a normal person would just be a liability to them

christ. okay. maybe it's worth a shot then. at least for a little while, but i can't get away with giving them bad leads forever

itll buy you some time at least

you can use that time to get your affairs in order and hide somewhere. I think someone has a safehouse around here

I'm not running from this.

why?

[THIS IS SERIOUSLY A LEGIT QUESTION.]

I wanna say it's because I'm an idiot, but there's more to it than that.

I like to think I can make some kind of difference. Maybe in some round about way, I'll be able to save lives, or at the very least nobody else will have to deal with being in this kind of position.

I'm not trying to be some big damn hero or anything. I'm just tired of not being able to do anything. I'm not okay with surviving while other people are dying around me. buuut that's a completely different can of worms. long story short i'm trying to help and I don't know how else to do that so YOLO

[Well, that's. Definitely not what he expected. And even though he thinks it's a terrible idea--he can respect Ray's courage, trying to make the best of a bad situation.]

it's a dangerous game to be playing, but i'm sure you realize that

good luck.

...seriously though what the hell is a yolo

Edited 2013-12-11 23:10 (UTC)

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