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[jests]

llawrensen
@[numbers] Given everything — werewolves, vampires and limbs — I'll admit to feeling as if I've lucked out wrt receiving sheer nonsense.

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[amberhearted]

Congrats on your new kebab hat

[jests]

Thank you.

Though personally, I'm hoping to receive the rest of the outfit by Halloween.

[dorkytracksuit]

wow. what the hell even.

[jests]

It does beg a few questions, doesn't it?

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[drama8om8]

Are you going to wear that?
Because if so then you better watch out for doorways.
And ceiling fans.
And power lines.
And birds.
And thunderstorms.
Also you should probably stop giving out piggyback rides if that happens to actually be a thing that you ever do. 8\

[jests]

Low ceilings may be an issue too, I feel.

Still, if I were to wear it, I'd at least be making a statement.

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[wannabered]

And I thought the stuff I was getting was dumb. Wait, if that's actual gold you could maybe get some money out of it.

[jests]

I'd argue that in this instance, physical gains are preferable to any other kind. It might not be practical, but as I'm sure I'll be able to find some use for it — if nothing else, it's certainly heavy enough to be gold.

[playmisere]

Wow. Is it just me or wouldn't that thing just like... tip over if you tried to put it on?

[jests]

From what I can gather, it's remarkably well balanced.

[ and really fucking heavy. ]

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[ursoreckless]

And here I thought a jacket with bullet holes in it was a bit odd.

[jests]

That would've evoked a touch more concern, I think.

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[not_good_not_wicked]

Nice hat. Going to a costume party?

[jests]

Not for another four months.

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[formermagicalgirl]

And here I thought a maid uniform was annoying. At least I can explain that one away.

[jests]

To others? It's an admittedly impulsive purchase in the field of handcrafted armour; I studied history when I was younger and though I can't place it, no-one I know would be able to place it either. It's hardly a stretch.

A maid uniform, on the other hand, that would be a touch more difficult to explain within the bounds of reason — at least for myself.

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[acequeen]

Won't those huge horns give you a migraine when you put the hat (???) on? They sure as hell look like it.

[jests]

I can't say I have any intention of wearing it.

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[enrages]

melt it down and sell it for scrap metal.
that'll fetch you a metric fuckton of money, man.

[jests]

As opposed to the greater imperial ton?

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[vanisland]

Is that a hat or a pair of storage hooks?

[jests]

Both, I think. Multipurpose design is in vogue, is it not?

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[odd_jobs]

I dunno.

It could be the base of a kicking Hot Wheels track.

Got potential.

[jests]

Ah.

A pity, then, that I sold all my toy cars in a fit of "I'm an adult now" that only a thirteen year old is truly capable of.

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[moarnomsplz]

Wow, dude, and I thought a tail with a blade at the end was unbalanced and impractical. [have a smiley face, drawn with messy, curly hair]

[jests]

...A tail with a blade at the end?

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[stealinghats]

Maybe the obnoxiously huge horns interfere with alien mind-control. You should start wearing it everywhere you go.

[jests]

Wasn't that tinfoil?

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[entertainaplanb]

Well, that's. Really something. [She's totally laughing, not that it's coming through in her writing.]

But as you said, given the alternatives, a spectacularly weird helmet isn't so bad.

[jests]

I'm afraid I can no longer complain about "receiving nothing" in all of this — karma, be careful what you wish for &c., perhaps.

(It takes up a more space than one might hope for.)

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[angelskills]

I like it!

[jests]

I'd question your taste if it wasn't impolite.

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[15minuteslate]

dude. how do you even put that on.

[jests]

With aid, I believe.

[ text | cellphone | private ] I WAS WAITING UNTIL WE HAD AT LEAST ONE THING WRAPPED UP but fuck it

[hoennmaihime]

[how does she go about this, she knows you don't like ~magic~ luke

okay let's try taking it slowly...]

Have you weighed it?

[yes, yes she's read all of your conversations thus far

isn't that adorable and not at all fucking creepy]

( text | laptop | private ) hahaha evidently i am too slow for that

[jests]

I'm not convinced kitchen scales would be up to the job.