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savetheearth2013-06-15 08:44 pm
enrages) wrote in savetheearth2013-06-15 08:44 pm
Entry tags:
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- homestuck: karkat vantas,
- homestuck: the psiioniic,
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hey, hey you worthless piece of garbage. i swear to god, if this is the result of Obamacare implanting numbers in my mind, i'm going to backflip straight into the sun propelled solely by my fists and the screams you'll unleash as i pummel you to death.
if it's not Obamacare, it's basically me being a genius and hacking into your super secret baby playhouse for government adults who think they own the world.
guess what, kids? i'm gonna fuck your shit up.
and you'll never catch me.
no matter how hard you try, no matter how many drones strikes you send my way!
i'm 15 million steps ahead of your pathetic attempts at being intellectual, because i already thought of that.
so keep fondling your collective, but *singular* brain cell you call the CIA, and pray to god for a single iota of my brilliance.
i've got to be still for about 8 seconds so you can triangulate my position, right?
well, outsmarted you there!! i'm tEXTING WHILE DRIVING, YOU'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT MY LOCATION, JUST FUCKING TRY IT!
MAKE MY DAY!!
*I DARE YOU.*
THE PATRIOT ACT IS SHIT!
OBAMA, YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT HAS TAKEN AMERICA BACK BEHIND THE SHED AND PUT IT DOWN OL' YELLER STYLE!!!
RON PAUL 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if this
isn't
a secret government network meant to monitor the disruptive (read: right) members of society...
then
fuck.
i dont know what to say.
uh.
hey.
if it's not Obamacare, it's basically me being a genius and hacking into your super secret baby playhouse for government adults who think they own the world.
guess what, kids? i'm gonna fuck your shit up.
and you'll never catch me.
no matter how hard you try, no matter how many drones strikes you send my way!
i'm 15 million steps ahead of your pathetic attempts at being intellectual, because i already thought of that.
so keep fondling your collective, but *singular* brain cell you call the CIA, and pray to god for a single iota of my brilliance.
i've got to be still for about 8 seconds so you can triangulate my position, right?
well, outsmarted you there!! i'm tEXTING WHILE DRIVING, YOU'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT MY LOCATION, JUST FUCKING TRY IT!
MAKE MY DAY!!
*I DARE YOU.*
THE PATRIOT ACT IS SHIT!
OBAMA, YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT HAS TAKEN AMERICA BACK BEHIND THE SHED AND PUT IT DOWN OL' YELLER STYLE!!!
RON PAUL 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if this
isn't
a secret government network meant to monitor the disruptive (read: right) members of society...
then
fuck.
i dont know what to say.
uh.
hey.
audio;
PS: NOT THE AIRFORCE
MUCH SCARIER
[FINE
she calls 'em off and sets 'em on autopilot to come home WHATEVER man
though now she's looking through all your recent calls and texts ]
audio;
[ wow enjoy a little kid wailing and a dog yowling in tandem ]
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/HANGS UP >|