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[enrages]

hey, hey you worthless piece of garbage. i swear to god, if this is the result of Obamacare implanting numbers in my mind, i'm going to backflip straight into the sun propelled solely by my fists and the screams you'll unleash as i pummel you to death.
if it's not Obamacare, it's basically me being a genius and hacking into your super secret baby playhouse for government adults who think they own the world.
guess what, kids? i'm gonna fuck your shit up.
and you'll never catch me.
no matter how hard you try, no matter how many drones strikes you send my way!
i'm 15 million steps ahead of your pathetic attempts at being intellectual, because i already thought of that.
so keep fondling your collective, but *singular* brain cell you call the CIA, and pray to god for a single iota of my brilliance.
i've got to be still for about 8 seconds so you can triangulate my position, right?
well, outsmarted you there!! i'm tEXTING WHILE DRIVING, YOU'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT MY LOCATION, JUST FUCKING TRY IT!
MAKE MY DAY!!
*I DARE YOU.*
THE PATRIOT ACT IS SHIT!
OBAMA, YOU ARE THE CANCER THAT HAS TAKEN AMERICA BACK BEHIND THE SHED AND PUT IT DOWN OL' YELLER STYLE!!!
RON PAUL 2016!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



if this
isn't
a secret government network meant to monitor the disruptive (read: right) members of society...
then




fuck.
i dont know what to say.
uh.
hey.

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[reckless_fire]

Not hot air. Facts. Three microscopic drones pinpointed your location, and as of five minutes ago entered your body, most likely through your wide open mouth, and released a slow acting toxin. Over the next few months, you will find yourself inexplicably compelled to support policies pertaining to the liberal agenda. By the time of the next election you will unquestioningly vote Democrat.

SOON YOU WILL BE ONE OF US.

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[enrages]

that's the least nefarious scheme i've ever heard in my life.
if you have the technology to do shit like that, WHICH YOU DON't
why have the past elections been so close?
why don't democrats control congress???
there are so many flaws in this plan.
no wonder we're doing so shittily in afghanistan.
it's because fucks like you are running the show.