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[alilyinthemoonslight]

[Reclining back, smirking at the camera is... Lily? It at least rather looks like Lily, but there are... distinct differences. Her hair is much looser than Lily's normally is, and a bit darker. She wears something quite unlike Lily as well - a form fitting black dress. Where has she gotten everything for this, much less the computer she's speaking from? Well, it may just so happen that she has a means of easily swiping stuff from places without anyone being any the wiser.]

Oooooh, there we go. Hello~ It's been a few days.

[She leans forward, propping her chin lazily on one hand, and chuckles.]

Aren't all of you miserable fucking losers just the cutest. You know what I'm tired of? Being one of those losers.

Scrambling around the globe for a bunch of ungrateful, snot nosed little brats... and for what? Just what has any of that gotten me, gotten any of us?!

I'm done with that bullshit. We have all of this power, and we just cower in the shadows!

[Her smirk turns sadistic, and she flashes her teeth.] It's high time we did something much, much more fun with our power...

What do you say~?

[OOC: Needless to say, this is Doppelganger Lily, who does not yet realize she isn't as such, especially since Lily herself hasn't posted to the Network since the Lapland rescue, since the doubles do not initially realize they're copies. As per the Plot Post, her Number is indistinguishable from Lily's own. The real Lily won't notice this immediately since she's busy hovering over Winter after her injuries in Lapland, but she WILL be along in this post... after I've had some fun, first.]

Comments

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

Hobbies, for starters!

You could go bowling...

Play chess...

Collect coins...

LARP, whatever that is...

There are soooooooo many things to do!

Other than hurt people!

[Video]

[alilyinthemoonslight]

[She snorts.]

Nah.

Actually, hurting someone... I can't think of anything that sounds anymore fun that than!

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

...Really?

Because in all honesty, violence is just sort of boring, you know?

"Oh look, I have punched someone in the face!"

"Oh no, I have been punched in the face."

"This is exactly the same situation that occurs every time I hurt someone. Nothing changes.

[There's a pause where they stand there with these expressions of faux-boredom and pain.

See? Boring.

[Truly, they are the most persuasive of actors.]

[Video]

[alilyinthemoonslight]

Awww, that's cute.

You're thinking in such small scale.

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

...So, like. Hurting two people?

That'd just cause an echo!

[Silly Lilly.]

[Video]

[alilyinthemoonslight]

Keep counting.

Use your fingers and toes if you have to.

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

...Three people is just a louder echo too?

[Why aren't you getting the pain of loud noises Lilly geez]

[Video]

[alilyinthemoonslight]

[Amusement drains out of her expression and tone, and she sighs.]

Try "as many as I can."

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

Now, see, that'd just make a reeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaalllllyyyy loud noise!

Really annoying, I bet! Probably not worth it!

[Video]

[alilyinthemoonslight]

But what if I like loud noises. I can make a lot of them too. Big, giant ones.

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

Well, how many times can you listen to it before you get bored?

[Video]

[alilyinthemoonslight]

[...she giggles. It sounds kind of unhinged.]

Oooooh, there's only one way to find out, isn't there~?

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

....No?

Lotsa different things you could look into for... that stuff.

Movies for starters.

[Video]

[alilyinthemoonslight]

Will you get a clue?

Or do you need a brick upside the head to get one? Maybe a building.

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

What does a brick have to do with Clue?

We can just get it on Netflix....

[Video]

[alilyinthemoonslight]

[Suddenly she snaps, screams, and tugs at her hair.]

What is wrong with you people?!

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

[They look... fairly uncomfortable with that question and actually hesitate for a moment.]

Well, I guess we're not all that smart...

We're not really helpful in a fight...

But that's okay! Cause we have friends to help us out!

And that means we have to find ways to help our friends as best as we are able!

So that's what's wrong with us, I guess.

Your turn! What's wrong with you?

[Video]

[alilyinthemoonslight]

[She's still tugging on her hair.]

What's wrong with me is just what I've said! People acting stupid, letting themselves be ground into the dirt when we have enough power we could do anything we wanted.

I'm tired of settling for what's handed to me. I want to take what I want.

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

What makes you think we're being grounded?

[Video]

[alilyinthemoonslight]

Ground into the dirt. We're not locked up as it is only at the whim of a government which is being led along by a bunch of aliens who have been pulling the wool over our eyes for nearly a year!

How can you people find that acceptable?

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

Weeellllllll, acceptable isn't really the right word....

Its kind of a downer...

But if we went around hurting people, we'd just feel more down...

So we just have to convince everyone that messing with us doesn't help anyone!

[Video]

[alilyinthemoonslight]

[She calms down a little, and snorts dismissively.]

How much good has that done?

[Video]

[originaloddcouple]

More than you'd think!

Its all about, uh... dominoes.

Yeah!