savetheearth | [ Video | Laptop webcam ] Fetish Disaster

[ Good day, network. It's yet another peaceful day in Las Vegas, or as peaceful as it can be while people are adjusting to the new landscape, weather and economy shifts. Life is okay to Eugen, that's it, until he broke into an argument with Karl over what to do with his sorry excuse of a knight uniform.

Or rather, for everyone's eyes to see, a seriously malfunctioned belt fetish piece of junk masquerading in the name of knight uniform.

Why Karl wouldn't let him use the industry scissors (and the shredder after) on it is beyond his comprehension. So, after a good twenty minutes of battling against the horrible uniform, Eugen turns on his laptop webcam and connects to the network for some much needed help, before he decides to get rid of Karl along with his fetish gear. ]

Will you stop fiddling with it? You'll just messed up what I've already undid.

[ So network, takes a good look at the uniform, which has become about fifteen percent undone from the shoulders (because that's the only part that can be easily taken off) and help the two guys out. ] It looks a lot easier than it actually is. If any of you can help me take this damn thing out, I'll send you a picture of him in whatever underwear he's wearing beneath or any picture of your choice. Cutting or damaging it any way is not an acceptable solution.

[ OOC: Expect reply from both Eugen and Karl! ]

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Give me a second. I just woke up and I've been pretty ill over the last few days. But there's a good chance you already knew that, isn't there? From what I can see it all looks like one piece. Is that correct?

Edited 2014-10-01 14:27 (UTC)

Take your time, I'm not the one wearing it. [ Did he just ignore the rest of what you typed? Yeap. ]

That's right. Want me to show you any parts up close?

...Not really. But I suppose it would be practical to get a better look. The eight straps around the upper thighs.

[The text is sent before he quickly amends]

The four straps.

[ He switches to video and there it is, the section L requested is clearly on the screen. ]

There you go.

For this thing to be practical at all, there must be a fastening point somewhere around the groin area. Not to be crude, but if this guy's past self ate, it would stand to reason that he'd also need the facilities at regular intervals.

There's none. It was one of the spots we searched first. His past self either had no need for nature call or there's some way to take it off that we haven't found.

Edited 2014-10-22 10:13 (UTC)

I hate myself for suggesting this, but it's possible that it responds to a verbal invocation that he hasn't echoed back yet. If magic exists, why the hell not?

Someone suggested that earlier but nope, no such luck.

Maybe he'll give up and let me cut it off. It's getting on my nerve just by looking at him.

Even if his Other didn't need to answer nature's call, eventually he will.

Edited 2014-10-23 05:51 (UTC)

Looks like he got lucky. Danny is coming to phase him out of it.

"Lucky" is definitely the word for it. Maybe it'll be easier to see the way it fits together when he's out of it.

Yeah, I'm going to leave that honor to the owner. I think I had enough of SM-inspired outfit for the year.

Not everyone is into such practices. Not that there's any shame in it, either way...

Well, either way, it's not my problem anymore.

Thanks anyway.

You're welcome, Tieria. I hope that next time I'll be of more help.

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