[ Video | Laptop webcam ] Fetish Disaster - backdated to 25/9

[buildyourworld]

[ Good day, network. It's yet another peaceful day in Las Vegas, or as peaceful as it can be while people are adjusting to the new landscape, weather and economy shifts. Life is okay to Eugen, that's it, until he broke into an argument with Karl over what to do with his sorry excuse of a knight uniform.

Or rather, for everyone's eyes to see, a seriously malfunctioned belt fetish piece of junk masquerading in the name of knight uniform.

Why Karl wouldn't let him use the industry scissors (and the shredder after) on it is beyond his comprehension. So, after a good twenty minutes of battling against the horrible uniform, Eugen turns on his laptop webcam and connects to the network for some much needed help, before he decides to get rid of Karl along with his fetish gear. ]

Will you stop fiddling with it? You'll just messed up what I've already undid.

[ So network, takes a good look at the uniform, which has become about fifteen percent undone from the shoulders (because that's the only part that can be easily taken off) and help the two guys out. ] It looks a lot easier than it actually is. If any of you can help me take this damn thing out, I'll send you a picture of him in whatever underwear he's wearing beneath or any picture of your choice. Cutting or damaging it any way is not an acceptable solution.

[ OOC: Expect reply from both Eugen and Karl! ]

Comments

[moreweaponsthanyou]

[Fil's just staring at that...THING...Karl is wearing.]

What IS that? Why are there so many...strap things?

...

Wait. If this is some sort of kinky sex thing, remember there's kids on the network!

[buildyourworld]

It's a piece of crap that Karl christened as knight uniform!

[ ....... ]

I don't think this can even qualify. You have to be able to get out of it for it to work.

Are you going to help me or not?

[gogoghostpowers]

[oh my god. What is he looking at. Sex ed never taught him about THIS.]

What is that?!

[buildyourworld]

[ This thing doesn't even qualify to be in sex ed, Danny. ]

"Knight uniform." [ Can you hear the quotes in his answer? ]

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[flamberge]

Knight. Uniform.

[Said in a voice that screams 'so help me if you argue this, Danny'.]

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[italktofish]

HAVE YOU TRIED RUBBING BUTTER ALL OVER IT?

[buildyourworld]

[ look at his face, Arthur. ]

That piece of crap doesn't deserve butter on it.

[ Yes, it's that bad... ]

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[flamberge]

No.

[So much is relayed in that one stern no. No, they haven't. No, they won't. No, it's not happening. No, it will never happen.]

[onecream_fivesugar]

[Robyn's just going to giggle and snort loudly.]

Wow. Just wow!

I... I think he's stuck.

[buildyourworld]

Brilliant observation, Robyn.

[ Eugen turns to snickers at Karl because hey, if he doesn't get to tell Melissa, Robyn will guarantee she knows. ]

Isn't he pretty?

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[hotshots]

[No, Neil's just going to sit over here.

And laugh.]

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[buildyourworld]

[ Neil Dylandy. Lockon Stratos.

Stop laughing before he punches your face in. ]

Shut. Up.

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[abhero]

[Emil has a smartass comment. He really has. But he's laughing so hard he can barely breathe, let alone talk.

This is even better than the time he found about Karl's teen hair metal bend.]

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[buildyourworld]

[ Eugen rolls his eyes and clicks his tongue at Emil. Seriously dude, at least stop laughing before you hit reply! ]

Shut the hell up or hang up!

[ As amusing as it is, he really wants some help with this sorry piece of uniform. (And he thought his Celestial Being uniform was ridiculous... This doesn't even compare.) ]

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[stopinthenameofawe]

[what's unheard is a delighted shriek on Melissa's end before she turns on the camera.]

I think that's the best thing I have ever seen.

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[flamberge]

No.

[No, it isn't. No, I am not wearing this again. Just. No. No to everything. Not saying anything more than that.]

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[flamberge]

[Ugh, this is taking forever. Even Karl's patience is starting to wane by now. Tempting as the idea of cutting it off with scissors sounds, Karl wants to preserve the uniform to just get a good look at it. Who knows, it might prove useful.

A small attempt at working some of the belts himself gets a reprimand and Karl can't stop himself from pouting (maybe Melissa was right about that). He's almost ready with a retort when Eugen speaks again. Wait... that doesn't sound like a private conversation. He didn't... Sigh, of course he did.]

Was it really necessary to share this with the network?

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[buildyourworld]

[ Have an eyeroll, Karl. You're too old to be pouting. ]

If you let me cut it, I wouldn't have to. How else am I going to undo it?

[ Once he's done with the broadcast, he goes back to Karl to try again. Seriously, the more he looks at those belts, the more annoyed he gets. With a huff, he takes a section of the belts around Karl's thigh to unbuckles them.

After several attempts, he groans and stops. It's not getting undone anytime soon. ]

Seriously Karl, just let me cut this off already. You're not even sexy in this.

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[dead_black_eyes]

Why isn't it acceptable to damage it?

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[buildyourworld]

Because he still want it.

Thought of anything?

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[flamberge]

I'd rather be able to study it while it's in one piece rather than damage it and ruin something potentially useful.

[scarlet_devil]

[Well... someone is now laughing her wings off at Karl's expense.]

Truly​, that's one for the ages!

[buildyourworld]

[ That seem to be the universal response! ]

So it is. [ grin ] Do you have any ideas to offer?

[charcoalfeather]

[Should.... should she be embarrassed? She finds it hilarious, but it's also embarrassing from a bystander's perspective.

Whatever, she's laughing sheepishly.]

Uh, that's a really... interesting echo.

[buildyourworld]

[ It's okay, Eugen is embarrassed to be seen with Karl, really. If he has a choice, he wouldn't be making his video call. ]

Can't say I agree with your point of view there... any idea to offer?

[siesinddasessen]

"Any picture of your choice" is a dangerous promise. Some might be inclined to take advantage of it and hold you to your word in rather ...unforeseen ways.

[buildyourworld]

Just so you and everyone knows, that picture will only star Karl, so I'm not entirely bothered about it.

[ There's also the fact that he doesn't think it's possible to take it out without using the scissors. ]