1st Reaction ☄ Video;

[vicmegane]

[When the video feed pops up, Mao isn't visible. His room behind his computer is, and the wall behind his battle station desk is lined with glass cases holding figurines lit up by the flourescents he'd wired into the casing to show off the collection. It's only part of his room, but at least it looks... clean? Surprisingly clean for the young boy who finally appears, sitting back down on his computer chair with a bag of snacks in hand. He sniffs, then realizes the camera's turned on.]

Finally! That weird code seemed to have worked.

[He eats a chip.] So this is the Network... I see.

[Mao looks thoughtful before he grins.]

Now I have another forum to keep up with! I've been so bored lately, this will do! [The blond wheezes.]

Do you guys like anime?

Comments

[wonk]

slap em around w my enormous rhino dick obvs

[grannyfucker]

But does it have a special effect on white people specifically?

[wonk]

oh yeah

theyre the only ones who can b hit by it

everyone else is immune 2 its power

[grannyfucker]

What about white people with rhino cocks?

[wonk]

its super effective on them obvs

[grannyfucker]

well how does that make sense?

Explain the science behind it.

[wonk]

well its obvs because they get unbalanced by their own rhino cocks

duh

[grannyfucker]

Wait, but wouldn't it just help balance them better, though? After all, two legs are pretty unbalanced, but add a really big dick you can use for support and suddenly it's a lot more stabilized! It's the rule of triangles, or pyramids, or some shit.

[wonk]

no see

if its behind u thats fine

but a rly big dick in the front just sets u up to fall over on your ass

[grannyfucker]

I don't think you understand how dicks work.

[wonk]

i kno EXACTLY how dicks worked ive seen SO many pictures