savetheearth | 1st Reaction ☄ Video;

1st Reaction ☄ Video;

[When the video feed pops up, Mao isn't visible. His room behind his computer is, and the wall behind his ~~battle station~~ desk is lined with glass cases holding figurines lit up by the flourescents he'd wired into the casing to show off the collection. It's only part of his room, but at least it looks... clean? Surprisingly clean for the young boy who finally appears, sitting back down on his computer chair with a bag of snacks in hand. He sniffs, then realizes the camera's turned on.]

Finally! That weird code seemed to have worked.

[He eats a chip.] So this is the Network... I see.

[Mao looks thoughtful before he grins.]

Now I have another forum to keep up with! I've been so bored lately, this will do! [The blond wheezes.]

Do you guys like anime?

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ur fuckin gross dude ew wtf???

Oedipus.

Learn to read, Hurlie.

[ Wow, that's tons of words about tons of shit Laharl doesn't give a single fuck about... but then-- "kill his biological father and sleep with his biological mother."

Yeah, he kinda read it... he's not stupid. He can read but don't tell anyone! Being, like, a nerd that reads books and crap is for losers. ]

OMG I DONT WANT TO MARRY MOM ANYMORE I WAS LIKE 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited 2014-09-02 00:06 (UTC)

Not only do you want to marry mom, you also want to murder dad.

Textbook Oedipus.

actually yeah id murder dad lol

So you admit to wanting to marry mom!

no just murdering dad

You're still gross. I'm gonna tell mom you want her to spank you.

[He lifts his phone like he's gonna text someone.]

DONT U dARE I'LL KICK YOURE ASS!

[He texts their mom a 'Laharl skipped school today,' and lets the little "sent" noise ding over his video mic.]

There. Done.

OMFGG did you really just tell mom that i want her to spank me?! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND DAD

[ Quickly sending his mother a text message 'maos lying, hes LYING!!!!' frantically! ]

I told her and there's nothing you can do about it, loser. She's gonna think you're gross and never text you ever again.

WHATEVER
HAVE FUN ON YOUR STUPID NERD POST YOU ASSHOLE

ok mom fucker

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