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[brotimaeus]

L is missing.
If you're not familiar with his name, he currently runs Espresso Yourself.
If anyone heard from him in the last 24 hours, let me know.

Comments

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Shit. So is it insane cultists, the mafia or that stupid teleportation machine?

[brotimaeus]

I know where my bets are.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Now that I think about it some more... the Mafia? I heard they had trouble with them previously.

[brotimaeus]

'Some trouble' is definitely an understatement.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Alright fine, a LOT of trouble. Police is out as an option, as usual.

[brotimaeus]

As usual. If it's them, we're going to have to handle it ourselves.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Wonderful. Just the thing to add to my resume.

[brotimaeus]

I hear putting interesting things on there makes it more likely you'll get an interview.

[moreweaponsthanyou]

Or getting your resume tossed out because you sound insane.

[brotimaeus]

Sarcasm.