text; shakily handwritten on one of those hotel notepads with a leaky pen

[moreweaponsthanyou]

first thing first, what's the date and time?

SECOND: THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: IF YOU SEE AN ODD LOOKING MACHINE WITH A STRANGE GLOWING SYMBOL AND LOTS OF INVITING BUTTONS DO NOT GIVE IN TO THE URGE TO TOUCH SAID MACHINE. IT WILL BE TRAUMATIZING.

so much trauma. and near death by drowning.

BEFORE I FORGET SOMEONE NEEDS TO CALL THE COPS; THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN THE POOL. damnit i think i recognize that face too. it's the guy who was screaming about cultists getting him a couple days ago.

thunder corp owes me a new phone, pretty sure mine is dead. ALSO BY DROWNING.

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[moreweaponsthanyou]

Hey, you can't blame me for the stupidity of others!

[Fil will gladly take responsibility for his own shit but not anyone else's.

Nobody ever claimed they were all sane anyway.]

I'm going to concentrate on the fact I'm alive and ignore everything else for a bit. [He's really had it with the lectures about safety.]

[umbrael]

Oh, I'm not, don't worry. It's not your fault, you gave them a perfectly good example to work from and they ignored it.

Just don't ignore it when it counts.

[Just can't resist getting that last word in.]

[moreweaponsthanyou]

I'm not listening!